Ted “Overprotective” Offerman – “Babe, don’t worry, I won’t let the killer get near you, smell you, or even SEE YOU. In fact, I won’t let ANY OF THESE CHUCKLEFUCKS SEE YOU! STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRL, ASSHOLES!”

Intro Art by 2Snacks – https://www.youtube.com/user/2Snacks