Seriously guys? Combat arenas? Why?
January 1, 2015 at 3:16 pm
Why? Because they’re shitkids, that’s why
January 1, 2015 at 4:37 pm
Getting a little hard to argue against beating the shit out of these shitkids. All of them. ESPECIALLY the sick one!
January 1, 2015 at 4:47 pm
Underwear filled with capri-sun
January 1, 2015 at 8:00 pm
Jesus that Capri Sun name drop XD
January 1, 2015 at 6:19 pm
I can’t tell if this game is all just a giant metaphor for child-care or not, what with all of the shitty tasks you do for them and what not…
January 1, 2015 at 6:39 pm
As an Amanda I can confirm that we are all bullshit Vergils.
January 1, 2015 at 8:43 pm
36:15 Or Berserk. Yeah, a little much.
January 1, 2015 at 9:48 pm
Here’s a good rule of thumb: If you couldn’t tell a joke to your grandmother, and let’s say as a rule our grandmothers are like 80 or older at this point, and let’s stipulate that our grandmothers aren’t racist for some reason or other, then yeah it’s a crude joke.
January 2, 2015 at 12:16 am
I didn’t know emails were crude, thanks for the info
January 1, 2015 at 9:50 pm
I love it when you guys play these boring long games because by the end of it you guys are just so fucking over it and have spiraled so far into madness that your commentary starts becoming a new kind of ridiculous.
January 2, 2015 at 4:14 am
it’s not boring!
January 1, 2015 at 10:46 pm
Goddamnit, why was Brown so fucking useless in that third (and maybe every other) fight?
Dogs are not that fucking useless in combat situations. They’re basically Navy SEALS.
My dog’s tiny as hell, and could probably at least three small children.
Also, FUCK the combat in this game. Literally takes away from the intriguing story (which I looked up on Wikipedia after its time on Shitstorm III ended).
Pot’s rage is always hilarious, though.
January 1, 2015 at 10:47 pm
January 2, 2015 at 12:15 am
To answer Mat’s mermaid question. Was the mermaid based on a spawning fish? Worst case scenario that just means you have to jackoff, you can still fool around with the sexy lady part
January 2, 2015 at 2:42 pm
So Pat, how much do you love the Lamprey boss fight in Brutal Legend?
January 2, 2015 at 7:19 pm
Ahhh, my new colon smells so wonderful!
January 4, 2015 at 12:39 am
Oh man, totally thought of it. If you guys ever do rustlemania again you should call it “Rustlemania 2 – DO THE THING!”
January 6, 2015 at 11:27 am
If I was in a situation where I have to deal with a kid like Amanda, I would solve the problem like how I solve problems in Far Cry 4: grenade launcher out and shoot it until it’s dead. Cause fuck! I’m not gonna go near that thing!
January 6, 2015 at 10:24 pm
Jesus when they were all going hats off to you I had Evangelion flashbacks… make it stop! Congraturations…
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