Journal of Brad “Total Badass” Vickers.

“Used to go down to the Racccon City Park all the time cruisin for chicks. They all thought it was really cool how I could work that fountain with the bird things and change the water level no problem like it was super easy because Im a total badass and thus super smart. Jill never could get the hang of it though, she’d always get frustrated at the amount of moves you need, even though that puzzle is mad easy. Weird how it was next door to the cemetary though, it always made dates with honeys weird.”