Journal of Brad “Total Badass” Vickers

“I ever told you about that time I did repeated backflips in front of the Racoon City clock tower in my helicopter? Shit was dope as fuck, I was practicing dodging missle attacks and everybody saw me, and were like “holy shit Brad you’re a total badass, you’re totally not going to the hospital to get antibiotics for that shit growing in your dick!” Fucking high five everybody I’m the best helicopter mans.”