Journal of Brad “Total Badass” Vickers

“Yknow, Jill always complained about worms in the sewers, saying that she could hear them digging around down there for her grave, can you believe that? Women, right? Lemme tell ya, she’d always be going on and on about it riding the tram, yelling about how we were going to die and how we’d have to ride the train over and over. Never made any sense to me, sounds like she just couldn’t handle the police work, because she’s not a total badass like me, Brad “Total Badass” Vickers.”