Journal of Brad “Total Badass” Vickers:

“How many times have I been interviewed by the Raccoon City newspaper? I lost count, honestly. Every time I’m chilling out at my favourite local restaurant, yknow the place, next to that stupid monument with the book? They come and hassle me. “Oh Mr Vickers, you’re so cool and handsome! Tell us again how you saved the rest of the S.T.A.R.S team back when they got lost in the woods!” Nearly every day with that kind of thing. It’s kind of annoying, but really, when you’re as much of a local hero as I am, what can you do but oblige?”