Journal of Brad “Total Badass” Vickers:

“Yknow, down at the Local Precinct, I’m a pretty huge badass. My keycard is uh, yknow, ~special~, it even unlocks a bunch of stuff the regular cops can’t mess with. Yeah. I know, I’m the best. It’s because I’m so brave and cool, obviously. Even got a special super cool office just for me and the rest of the Stars team. It’s tough being so god damn awesome listening to Barry sploosh all over his guns all day, but somehow, I manage.”