Well, THAT was shorter and lamer than I expected!
August 11, 2014 at 3:01 pm
Made us wait didn’t you.
August 11, 2014 at 3:27 pm
They must of thought that the ending would be an hour long or something or else episode 11 would have been the last one.
August 11, 2014 at 3:54 pm
That’s almost exactly what they said in the video.
August 11, 2014 at 5:07 pm
I guessed before watching then saw and was like Hey I got it right…
August 11, 2014 at 6:25 pm
Kept ya waiting huh?
August 11, 2014 at 3:16 pm
Thanks Woolie and Liam for this nothing LP.
August 11, 2014 at 3:40 pm
They didn’t even deserve a place in the credits, the incompetent idiots.
August 11, 2014 at 5:32 pm
Square Enix didn’t want their names tarnishing what reputation they have left.
August 11, 2014 at 3:28 pm
what a mysterious jogo
August 11, 2014 at 3:36 pm
I can’t remember if Ronan helped the drowned girl to ascend to heaven or not. I think he didn’t. Wouldn’t asking her forgiveness and apologising and helping her move on be something he had to do before his missus turned up to take him to heaven off-screen?
August 11, 2014 at 8:34 pm
No. because that would imply that some actual love and care went into this game. Like, if you don’t help everyone you can, in the ending you stay because you got shit to do, but if you do you go on to heaven with your wife.
August 11, 2014 at 3:39 pm
im glad you guys had the same experience on the last part that i did. fuck this stupid game, from the concept and previews i thought it was gonna be cool and dumb, not just stupid lame and dumb
August 11, 2014 at 3:41 pm
Woolie’s got no right to turn up his nose at Deadly Premonition after being involved with this. That game had a much better story, characters and ending than this boring slog.
August 22, 2014 at 10:26 pm
The weird thing is, I felt like this game was trying to emulate Deadly Premonition, because it had a lot of similar elements, and yet had none of Deadly Premonition’s dumb, silly charm that actually made its story fun. It’s kinda sad.
Goddamnit Woolie and Liam
August 11, 2014 at 3:43 pm
ends like, “Herp and derp”
August 11, 2014 at 3:47 pm
Nothing could be shorter and lamer than Pat. (Jk he knows I’m just joshing. ).
What a waste of a refreshing idea for a new ip
August 11, 2014 at 3:48 pm
Jeez, Liam and Woolie fucked up so much, Square Enix omitted Square Enix Montreal from the credits.
August 11, 2014 at 3:49 pm
Welp, that game ended pretty much how the rest of the game played out. The solution is something so obvious you think it’s just bait to make you do the wrong choice.
August 11, 2014 at 3:55 pm
wow… this was awful
August 11, 2014 at 3:56 pm
Another stupid thing to point out is that….
1. Abigal can summon demons when she goes around accusing mediums have deals with the demons when its fucking herself
2. Ronan never apologized to the girl that he was forced to kill and help her ascend to haven
August 11, 2014 at 4:04 pm
Everybody is calling Woolie and Liam to complain.
August 11, 2014 at 4:07 pm
this game is fuck, what the fuck
August 11, 2014 at 4:09 pm
Genghis Khan tops my ‘deserved murder’ list.
August 11, 2014 at 4:18 pm
It was probably set to be longer and more exciting but Liam and Woolie never told them it sucked
August 11, 2014 at 4:26 pm
This is the E3 2014 Sony press conferences of videogames.
August 11, 2014 at 4:27 pm
Im sorry you guys felt compelled to continue this game and beat it. Thank you for your sacrafice.
August 11, 2014 at 4:40 pm
Hypest Shortest Ending Ever!!
August 11, 2014 at 4:55 pm
Wow that was fucking flaccid
Thanks for all this NOTHING Woolie & Liam.
Wow. That sure was a shitty way to end a video game. Meaningless plot twist that added up to fuck all, pretty much no resolution and the villain’s super powers are never explained or make sense.
August 11, 2014 at 4:58 pm
Well, I have to admit I didn’t see the “Ronan was one of the killers” thing, but still there wasn’t really any impact. Everyone saw either the Rex or Baxter thing coming from miles away. Do you know why? Because they were the ONLY characters in the game other than Ronan and Joy. The rest were just extras. Hell, ever Abigail was an extra, she was on screen for about a total of 5 minutes and before the end she was barely relevant, except as a TUTORIAL! Why should I care that this non-character is the killer!? Anyway…other than technical problems and kind of a shitty story, the game’s biggest problem is that it’s just SUPER dumbed down.
That got a bit long…sorry
August 11, 2014 at 5:18 pm
This game had potential, but was just meh
August 11, 2014 at 5:29 pm
Wow, you guys. I can’t believe that you missed the fact that Travis Willingham, the voice of Guile and Laura Bailey’s husband, voiced Rex. I am disappoint.
Aside from that, nice commentary on a disappointing game.
Fuck you Liam and Woolie.
August 11, 2014 at 5:55 pm
Matt is a genius, if the game had the balls to end with them going to hell it would have redeemed the entire game! oh whatever.
August 11, 2014 at 5:56 pm
Someone on reddit pointed this out, but as far as weaknesses go “The Screams of Your Victims” is a pretty major one to have if you’re going to be a serial killer.
August 11, 2014 at 6:07 pm
I just wanted to post a few things to clear up some plot holes you guys missed cause you were too busy being funny.
1. Abigail is NOT a witch. She was hanged because she was accusing women and children LEFT AND RIGHT of being witches and getting them hanged until the judge had enough of her shit and hung her himself. That’s why she’s super mad all the time about witches, cause she is over zealous about killing them.
2. Pat goes off on a tangent at the end about the “nonsense” of the police thing for some unknown reason. He even makes a metaphor about someone unconscious holding a gun. Pat, that metaphor works when you can see and interact with the actual shooter. UNLIKE A FUCKING GHOST! Also, the plot exposition at the end basically says that “Joy is the only person who could vouch for why Rex was surrounded by 2 dead guys and a young girl, and she didn’t say shit”
3. Yes, actually, Joy’s mom was fine. If you pay attention when talking to Baxter’s ghost, he outright TELLS you that he got Joy’s mom into a safe house outside the city and that’s why she was super gone.
I love you guys, but you guys drive me crazy when you complain about plot points that were explained to you word for word.
October 27, 2014 at 7:51 am
Actually, Pat’s right about 2. Legally, Rex wouldn’t be the killer, at least not under American legal standards. Murder is a volitional crime. To commit murder, you have to actually intend to kill with a voluntary action or be aware that the actions you are about to voluntarily take could kill. It couldn’t even be a form of manslaughter if Rex had no way to prevent the possessions, which it doesn’t seem like he did. He may not have had a believable explanation for what happened, but Rex wasn’t guilty of murder. Innocence and proof of innocence are two different things.
Also, Abigail probably was a “witch” medium, too. One of the big things with the witch trials was that the first “witch” to be accused would confess, and save herself from execution by promising to help the village hunt down other witches.
Also also, they didn’t have any reason to believe that Joy’s mom was actually fine, since Baxter had been possessed by the killer for at least part of the game. Baxter may have believed Joy was safe, but Abigail could have been tagging along and gone to finish her off after Baxter left her there. I’m not sure why she didn’t, actually. Maybe Abigail just wasn’t with Rex at the time and never saw anything while possessing him that would tip her off, but the game doesn’t explain that.
I don’t think any of their comments were unwarranted.
August 11, 2014 at 7:12 pm
The word I would use to describe this game is Disappointing.
August 11, 2014 at 7:19 pm
short finales are a failure of the Woolie and Liam designers! Good job idiots you didn’t even made it into the credits!
August 11, 2014 at 7:31 pm
I fucking KNEW Rex was Travis Willingham! I called it in Ep1 when Pat said it was Troy Baker! Fuck you, I was right!
August 11, 2014 at 7:54 pm
Wow, this is hard to say, but I think Beyond 2 Souls is better than this game simply because it was awful and hilarious.
This was just awful and NOTHING.
August 11, 2014 at 8:11 pm
Welp case closed.
August 11, 2014 at 8:22 pm
07:06 Anyone else in Mass Effect 3 felt that super-hard in in beginning (the ‘click’ radius)
August 11, 2014 at 8:36 pm
August 11, 2014 at 9:14 pm
What a terrible ending and someone pointed out a huge plot hole with the screaming thing on youtube.
August 11, 2014 at 9:16 pm
Next time on the Best Frineds: Exit the Attic!
August 11, 2014 at 10:48 pm
I love the idea of Tara Platt being in bed with Yuri and saying “Now be Yosuke….”
August 12, 2014 at 12:01 am
“Only if you’re Rise.”
“I didn’t voice Rise.”
August 12, 2014 at 1:42 am
boy was this game bad. thanks for the playthrough though. top notch hype.
August 12, 2014 at 1:54 am
Wait, really? It’s over? REALLY? ALREADY?
At least it was consistent in its nothingness. I guess.
August 12, 2014 at 2:52 am
This is so fucking stupid. Wannabe Wednesday Addams is only slightly less stupid than the Origami Killer.
August 12, 2014 at 4:28 am
Great, now go back and find all the gas cans to hear the story about a haunted Gremlin hatchback.
August 12, 2014 at 7:40 am
Well this was unexpected, I went into this video thinking “final episode? Must be about an hour long as they power through it” and then suddenly it was only 15 minutes.
And boy was this game mediocre. Not super bad but also not great and didn’t stand out in any regard. Which is a shame because the premise is cool.
August 12, 2014 at 8:40 am
I give this game two kamehamehas down.
August 12, 2014 at 8:46 am
Oh boy, a game where the supposed main focus was clue finding and hiding/dealing with demons and the final sequence is a short clusterfuck that does not involve any of that. The game was bad to begin with but they could have at least tried to end on a good/high note when they were making this garbage.
August 12, 2014 at 9:22 am
Can someone edit the whole credit section of this video to just say Liam and Woolie.
August 12, 2014 at 10:42 am
Great jogo Woolie & Liam XD XD XD
August 12, 2014 at 11:29 am
Thanks, Woolie and Liam!
August 12, 2014 at 11:36 pm
wow this was as flaccid as the game and i get that
August 13, 2014 at 1:09 am
Pat, the girl was being put to death because she was accusing mediums of being witches and eventually the townspeople went”Oh shit we fucked up…..but its the girls fault shes a dick. Hang her!!” hence why shes still looking for witches as she thinks they were to blame
August 13, 2014 at 2:05 am
August 13, 2014 at 8:16 am
lp asuras wrath pls
August 13, 2014 at 2:50 pm
Lol this game is a waste of hard drive space XD
August 14, 2014 at 3:17 am
Aw, I was hoping for a “Liam & Woolie” to be in the credits in size 3 Arial font.
August 17, 2014 at 9:59 am
Atleast David Cage games are laughably bad, this is just nothing
August 22, 2014 at 10:44 pm
This is one of those games that makes me particularly sad because it looked like something I’d enjoy from what I’ve seen of it. It gave me a Deadly Premonition vibe. So much so that I was at war with myself about watching this playthrough because I was afraid of ruining it for myself before I played it.
Well, I’m fucking glad I decided to watch it anyway, because I just saved myself some money and frustration. What a slog. It was buggy, it looked terrible…the cutscenes were mediocre at best and the character models in-game–that weren’t the main characters–looked and behaved worse than any I’ve seen in any Bethesda game, and Bethesda games are enormous, whereas this game had much smaller environments with big loading doors. That’s just…bad. There’s no excuse for that quality of lifelessness in character models when it’s 2014 and this is a Square Enix game.
And the plot was dogshit. That’s the worst of all. I actually felt like it was interesting at first, and had an awesome concept. I loved the design and idea behind the demons. But the execution was absolute garbage, and the plot, much like Heavy Rain, had a pretty strong start and then fell the fuck apart at the end. I felt like the gameplay with all the clue-finding was boring as hell after a while (come on, why did they think that all those collectibles were a good idea? And all you get is a narrated ghost story with no imagery as reward? That’s the lamest filler I’ve ever seen.), and this is coming from a person who loves point-and-click adventures. Just…this game fell flat in so many ways.
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