Yet again we take time out of solving our own murder to solve the tragic death of some drunk idiot.
July 21, 2014 at 3:05 pm
Wow, did not expect this to come up right when I signed in on the site.
July 21, 2014 at 10:51 pm
They uploaded it just for you, joekuta71.
July 22, 2014 at 7:56 am
No Ken, it was for me! (Dio!… :/ )
July 21, 2014 at 3:28 pm
Between starting the last video and ending it .. you guys posted this one. Bravo for your timing!
July 21, 2014 at 3:30 pm
Hey, check out the big brains on Brad!
July 21, 2014 at 3:39 pm
Another fun filled adventure of the Fantastic Fedora and his trusted companion ghost cat (I hope)
July 21, 2014 at 4:24 pm
I swear, I can’t stand his stupid getup. Its pretty much the only reason I won’t play the game…
July 21, 2014 at 5:56 pm
July 21, 2014 at 8:40 pm
The game is also not that good, so I wouldn’t sweat it.
July 21, 2014 at 11:24 pm
It’s pretty dumb, especially when you take into account that the internet has been making fun of fedoras for quite a while now. I just can’t take them seriously anymore.
July 22, 2014 at 1:15 am
Oh, its not just the stupid outfit, its the whole “Bad-Boy Lady’s Man Detective.” Its not a realistic personality, and it makes me unattached to the character in any way.
July 21, 2014 at 7:15 pm
The cat companion needs a name.
July 21, 2014 at 10:24 pm
Why not Zach’s long lost cousin, Zackariah?
July 21, 2014 at 3:40 pm
I love how the city streets of Salem are loads holier than the church there.
July 21, 2014 at 3:57 pm
This game actually seems to be getting pretty interesting. I guess Woolie didn’t lie for once
July 21, 2014 at 4:01 pm
I work at a grocery store right now – a Trader Joe’s – and Pat’s dead on about the trash talking thing. The chain I work for makes a big deal out of its employees being nice friendly smiley people who really care about you, customer, for real, we’re not lying – but as soon as you go back into the break room, everybody just tears into their least favorite customers of the day and mocks the shit they ask us to do. We’ve kind of got a reputation for being like, an ~alternative~ store, too, so we get a lot of good stories out of the people who come in to prep for their week-long “juice cleansings” and the ones who buy twenty boxes of peppermint Oreo knockoffs because we only have them at Christmastime and they “need to stock up ” for the entire year.
One time I had a woman come in and ask me which of our protein bars were gluten free and sugar free, because she wanted to buy her kids some “junk food” to take on a plane. Shit’s wild.
July 21, 2014 at 4:03 pm
I don’t think Ronan cares about finding the killer as much as he makes out.
July 21, 2014 at 4:10 pm
should lp asuras wrath
July 21, 2014 at 4:54 pm
I wish i knew what the “WHO?” thing is from.
July 21, 2014 at 5:52 pm
Guardians of the Galaxy trailer.
July 21, 2014 at 6:33 pm
Oh cool thanks
July 21, 2014 at 5:04 pm
Watching this makes me think Kamen Rider W missed a trick with not having Shotaro being a ghost in an episode
July 21, 2014 at 5:39 pm
So cops love Deus Ex.
July 21, 2014 at 5:57 pm
This game is just Collectibles, THE GAME!
July 22, 2014 at 12:19 am
It sure seems that way. Fucking boring. Glad I didn’t buy it. Their commentary makes the game better.
July 21, 2014 at 6:02 pm
So this is still looking better than the 360 version. I’m just waiting for them to try to read someones mind only for them to say nothing and them being trapped in the body… or maybe that’s just 360.
July 21, 2014 at 6:19 pm
Man…the advertising is this game is…GHASTLY!!!
July 21, 2014 at 6:28 pm
Transitioning from YouTube to this is a tough one, but i’ll put in the extra effort for these hypelords.
July 21, 2014 at 6:45 pm
‘The train guy was druuunk!’
July 21, 2014 at 6:53 pm
This game is a real nail biter
July 21, 2014 at 7:05 pm
“We have to catch the bell killer! But first…everyone has to play Deus Ex!”
July 21, 2014 at 7:14 pm
YAY new video
Okay, there ware way too many collectibles in this game, it’s pretty annoying, it’s clutter now.
July 21, 2014 at 7:33 pm
IS there a Sleeping Dogs thing in this game?
July 21, 2014 at 9:05 pm
What an excellent birthday present, haha.
July 21, 2014 at 9:47 pm
Was not expecting a Just Cause 2 poster in this game…
July 21, 2014 at 11:20 pm
I was cringing so hard at the deus ex menu screens… I mean even the computers that were not being used had the menu screen on.
July 22, 2014 at 12:17 am
Deus Ex HR and JC2……..
July 22, 2014 at 12:27 am
If they wanted to go all out with the random Square-Enix shit scattered throughout the office they should’ve had a Lara Croft or Tifa Lockheart dakimakura in one of the offices, it would’ve made just as much sense to find one of those as anything else in this game.
July 22, 2014 at 1:32 am
I feel like I’m watching heavy rain, if heavy rain was made by woolie and liam lol
July 22, 2014 at 4:19 am
Saltier and more Kawaii?
July 22, 2014 at 2:29 am
I cannot figure out why they even bothered to put a “combat” system into this game. I mean, I get they want to establish some difficulty considering the puzzles (if you can even call them that) are both ridiculously easy and just collectibles when you get right down to it. But the combat really isn’t making up for it.
Like the mechanic of trying to figure out a way around the bad touch spots on the floor is interesting, but the demons roaming around? All you have to do from the looks of it is just chill out until they get to the right spot on their circuit and then kill ’em with essentially a QTE (or STE since apparently Matt was doing it too fast at first). They don’t come back. They don’t really pose that much of a threat. Maybe the game is slowly escalating it, but somehow I doubt that.
14:34 this game is a glorified facebook game with it’s Jpeg paintings and awful animations.
July 22, 2014 at 7:33 am
Just Cause and Deus Ex down, now all that’s left is for Hitman Absolution and the ghost of Wei Shen to show up.
July 22, 2014 at 8:19 am
i wet myself alittle
July 22, 2014 at 10:38 am
Man why aren’t you guys playing Deus Ex HR instead of this bullshit?
July 22, 2014 at 10:42 am
why is that car a ghost
July 22, 2014 at 11:17 am
my sons middle is Raistlin because my babies mom was in love with dragonlance
July 22, 2014 at 4:38 pm
Pat you are missing the point the reason the M.E. Is pissed at the assistant is because Ronan was a cop not just some random guy
July 22, 2014 at 5:41 pm
Man I did not expect to see a Just Cause 2 poster in a police station…
July 22, 2014 at 7:36 pm
Just like bad superhero names, “The adventures of Vomiting man and Refueling woman” Also in order for the car to have been in a fatal crash, it would probably need to be going fairly fast. considering they were 10-15 ft from the gas station that means they must have gone from 0 to 80mph in a few feet and immediately crashed.
July 23, 2014 at 9:51 am
There’s probably some hand waving bullshit like in the Elder Scrolls games where “you’re not seeing the whole city of Whiterun, it’s actually huge and there’s a bajillion people there”
July 22, 2014 at 11:30 pm
I was totally playing just cause 2 while watching this and it freaked me the FUCK OUT. ghost trickery afoot
July 22, 2014 at 11:55 pm
What Pat said about customer service is 1000% true.
July 23, 2014 at 10:23 am
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that when they are talking to the drunk ghost, the guy that is still alive is walking through the wall?
July 23, 2014 at 11:42 pm
I feel like I should say something about the “two guys huddled together doing nothing” comment. There’s literally no good option for the developers there, and they probably went with the best choice.
What else could they do? If those characters could talk, that would mean hiring more writers, more voice actors, recording more dialogue and animation, and (since I assume that characters are going to be seen “talking” to one another for the rest of the game) doing that for potentially hundreds of instances. And the average player is going to see/hear almost none of it.
In fact, it would probably all be either really boring and inane (if written lazily) or immersion-breaking and hilarious (if written poorly). And even if it were amazing, it’s not going to be infinite, so you’ll still have to script something for those characters to do afterwards.
Another option would be to never have characters look like they’re talking to one another. This makes the world feel a lot more isolated and sparse; these characters are supposed to be set-pieces, true, but they should have SOME interaction with their environment, and talking (or at least the appearance of talking) is an appropriate way to do that. It’s been conventionalized at this point that NPC’s don’t tend to spout dialogue at each other (the stuff they do tend to speak is… well, the Elder Scrolls universe was never known for its conversationalists, let’s put it that way), so NPCs that only interact when the player reads their minds aren’t too abnormal.
This is the same reason that one guy at the desk was flailing his arms around. As long as you don’t look at the screen, it looks like someone tried to make him look like he was working. Putting a gif on the screen that conveyed that would have been a logical step, but I’m guessing this game wasn’t too decadent with its budget and honestly that’s a corner that can be cut in favor of the, I’m sure, glaring and vile bugs the team was trying to exterminate.
You could have characters repeat stock phrases at each other. I would recommend “I USED TO BE A COP. UNTIL I TOOK A GHOST IN THE KNEE.” It’ll be hilarious! The first time. Honestly this is probably the worst option because it’s the one that becomes the most grating and obvious as the game progresses.
So, yeah. tl;dr, vidya gaemes
July 24, 2014 at 12:03 pm
Worst. Police Station. EVER.
July 25, 2014 at 2:54 pm
The police cheif was the CO from EDF, I swear to god.
July 29, 2014 at 2:47 pm
EDF! EDF! EDF!
August 31, 2014 at 4:36 pm
Oh… my dear lord…
So yeah, let’s just go ahead and put up video game menus and posters all over the police office, why not? And let’s make some ghost soda cans too while we’re at it.
November 19, 2014 at 12:00 pm
You can tell Pat’s been doing dark souls with Woolie because the “Ya know what I mean”s are abundant
April 3, 2015 at 12:22 am
I work at an apartment complex. We walk in your home all the time, we will talk shit.
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