Animation by Plague of Gripes

Come on, Konami, you know what you gotta do. Put ME on the dev team, coach! I’m ready! Triangle Girl gives all the murderers and child molesters that’re all the time wandering up into Silent Hill a lot of conflicting feelings. In terms of literary devices, Triangle Girl represents the main character’s desire to be aggressively raped by a supermodel. Spoiler: his wish comes half true.