We crawl out of the shadows to look at one of the latest turtle games! It’s a bumpy ride, dudes!
Intro Animation by: https://www.youtube.com/user/fellowesart
August 7, 2014 at 9:06 pm
August 7, 2014 at 9:29 pm
Try tongue but hole…?
August 7, 2014 at 9:41 pm
Tri-Tong but whole
August 7, 2014 at 10:56 pm
Your Icon looks like a Penis…
August 7, 2014 at 11:25 pm
August 7, 2014 at 9:09 pm
You know what I mean?
am i not turtle enough for the turtle club??
August 7, 2014 at 9:13 pm
August 7, 2014 at 9:25 pm
Hopefully, after Pro Jared was a fucking scrub and told people not to buy this game, people will see how hype it is from this and go buy it. Give the devs a better shot at getting to craft a sequel or something, since this is one of those Assassins Creed situations where another shot at things could really potentially help polish off the rough edges to make something truly special.
August 8, 2014 at 4:20 am
Dude seriously? Look at this mess. I mean i’d be down with the devs trying again and making it better, but no man. This game is shitty. And I don’t reccomend people buy it.
August 7, 2014 at 9:28 pm
August 7, 2014 at 9:58 pm
Please play Ninja Turtles Training Lair. It’s for the Xbox 360, it’s free, it’s for the kinect, and is phenomenally bad.
August 7, 2014 at 10:03 pm
I watched the movie today, and to be honest… It wasn’t AWFUL. Granted they did a lot of nostalgic sorta sayings, and actions and what not, and I really didn’t like Robo-Shredder, but eh. I had a good time watching.
ALSO WHEN YOU GO SEE IT, THINK ABOUT THIS. Raph is the star of the ENTIRE movie if you discount April O’Neil.
August 7, 2014 at 10:04 pm
Did you know?: Boo yashaka (or however you spell it) Is actually derived from an African term that roughly means “Kill the white man.”
August 7, 2014 at 10:13 pm
THAT’S HOW A NINJA RUNS!
August 7, 2014 at 10:24 pm
August 7, 2014 at 10:30 pm
Good god, the art style in this is fucking horrendous.
August 7, 2014 at 10:32 pm
Laughed at the /v/ burn, as a regular Donny seriously would fit right in.
August 7, 2014 at 10:34 pm
what is ‘unforgiveable’ porn, matt? you watch bible black, so to be worse than that…. its gotta be something i haven’t seen before
August 8, 2014 at 4:22 am
If you think Bible Black is even CLOSE to being HALFWAY to the worst you haven’t been on the internet for long my friend.
August 7, 2014 at 10:38 pm
What’s up for Friday night fisticuffs? I’m hoping for the NES tournament fighters and TMNT Smash Up.
August 7, 2014 at 10:39 pm
Holy shit tat ending was gold.
August 7, 2014 at 10:42 pm
I’ll never forget playing the single player story doing a stage 11 times before realizing I needed to go up a ladder that wasn’t there in order to progress
August 7, 2014 at 10:47 pm
levina was a renaissance artist
August 7, 2014 at 11:21 pm
Flemish Renaissance, but yeah, the only issue is no one would recognize her name, although when I was introduced to TMNT I had no idea Raphael was a painter so that shouldn’t matter.
August 7, 2014 at 10:53 pm
August 7, 2014 at 11:01 pm
Psst! Woolie. If you’re gonna main Donatello, call his weapon a -=bo staff=-. ;D
August 7, 2014 at 11:51 pm
Had to sing T-U-R-T-L-E POWER with you guys everytime. So good.
August 8, 2014 at 12:44 am
Cops can’t catch you when you got TURTLE POWER.
August 8, 2014 at 3:12 am
Well…at least it’s not completely terrible?
But srsly how do people keep fucking up Ninja Turtles, it’s motherfucking goddamn Ninja Turtles, you play turtles who are ninjas and you fight shit and THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO GET RIGHT. JUST MAKE IT FEEL LIKE A FUN FIGHTING NINJAS GAME CAUSE THAT’S WHAT KONAMI DID.
August 8, 2014 at 3:15 am
Plague, you’d better animate that part about the turtle’s vices.
August 8, 2014 at 4:41 am
Isn’t this the game where they were like, this is kind of shit, then felt bad because there is TBFP art on one of the walls
August 8, 2014 at 5:29 am
Does Matt have a headcold?
August 8, 2014 at 7:54 am
I feel like Raph’s vices might also include gambling and fight clubs. You know what? His vices are probably VICES! He’s addicted to having addictions!
August 8, 2014 at 1:43 pm
They never mention how Venus had fucking MAGIC. crystal balls and shit for no raisin!
August 8, 2014 at 4:14 pm
Michelangelo is a stonier. Leonardo does meth. Donatello watches Hentai. Raphael bones April. Splinter is a pedophile with AIDS. Teenage Mutant Ghetto Turtles!
August 8, 2014 at 5:42 pm
you should play TMNT(based on the old CG movie i think) Donatello,like in every game is a badass for some reason and Raph is unusually bad,just play TMNT and see yourself.
August 8, 2014 at 7:17 pm
How does one change their profile picture? Not that I don’t like this pixel thing, but I wish to do my own thing here.
August 9, 2014 at 12:38 am
Three finger discount, omg it works too well….
August 9, 2014 at 6:31 am
England is full of places with names that don’t sound like how they are spelled. Worcestershire is pronounced ‘Wuss-ter-shire’. :oP
There’s another place called Harwich. The locals pronounce it ‘Harridge’ and will punch you if you do otherwise. That’s always fun.
Ho hum. :oD
August 9, 2014 at 9:02 am
lp asuras wrath
August 10, 2014 at 11:38 pm
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