The Zaibatsu have a fair and frank discussion about the new movie!
August 11, 2014 at 12:15 am
DO YOU LOVE BEING A FUCKING TURTLE?!?
August 11, 2014 at 1:23 am
August 11, 2014 at 4:27 pm
DON’T DROP THOSE PIZZAS MIKE
August 11, 2014 at 11:29 pm
Do drop your shield though
August 25, 2014 at 6:21 pm
August 11, 2014 at 12:16 am
SPOILER ALERT they didn’t like the movie
August 11, 2014 at 12:42 am
August 11, 2014 at 12:19 am
who was holding the camera? D=
August 11, 2014 at 12:41 am
Zach of course.
August 11, 2014 at 1:02 am
August 11, 2014 at 1:38 am
August 11, 2014 at 5:37 am
Zack of course. Duuuuuuh!
August 11, 2014 at 8:12 am
Pat’s girlfriend, the tripod.
August 11, 2014 at 11:55 am
Zach , who else would it be?
August 11, 2014 at 12:03 pm
A tripod,made of dork girls
August 11, 2014 at 12:25 pm
August 11, 2014 at 12:36 pm
August 11, 2014 at 2:27 pm
The voice who whispers the letters into Woolies ear during Letter Time for the Podcast
August 11, 2014 at 6:13 pm
It was probably on a tripod
August 12, 2014 at 9:43 am
August 16, 2014 at 2:23 pm
April Megan Fox O’Niel obviously. She’s looking to recruit another team of 4 whenever she can’t get ahold of the turtles.
August 11, 2014 at 12:31 am
Guess what? It sucks!
August 11, 2014 at 12:32 am
Okay yeah, this is good. I like this. ANOTHER
No but seriously, more videos like this of the gang just on the couch together bullshitting about whatever while we get to watch them bouncing around and half kissing each other would be really rad. Might help fix the sting from the Mail Bag ending and taking our precious IRL entertainment with it.
They summed it up perfectly it didn’t suck for fanboy reasons, it sucked as a movie. I will admit that fox has been worse and the scenes with the turtles were ok. When I watch a ninja turtle movie I want to see some fucking ninja turtles, though. Oh and Shredder is a fucking ninja not a samurai!
August 11, 2014 at 1:32 am
Really? NOT for fanboy reasons? Cause all the stuff I was hearing were terrible. Like APRIL NAMING THE TURTLES AND GIVING THEM PIZZA? And I couldn’t tell for sure, but it SOUNDED like Splinter was just some rat that got mutated alongside the turtles, and not a master.
August 11, 2014 at 12:36 am
Oh boy, Pat you are truly a tiny man.
August 11, 2014 at 12:43 am
I didn’t see it but IDK spoil me away
August 11, 2014 at 12:51 am
Did david cage write the movie?
August 11, 2014 at 2:39 am
turtles are a failure of the movie director
August 11, 2014 at 8:10 am
Megan Fox is a failure of the movie director
August 11, 2014 at 12:54 am
Do more of these types of videos please. Reviewing movies, games or whatever. Do it. Do it. Please? Fuckin’ do it.
122 and an 1/8th….? 122 and an 1/8th.
August 11, 2014 at 2:43 am
August 11, 2014 at 12:55 am
It is only a gentleman`s JoJob to warn fellow moviegoers when shit`z bad yo. And when it comes to this movie, well… shit`z pretty fuckin bad. Some Lightning Returns bullshit.
August 11, 2014 at 1:00 am
Was it just me, or did Karai look like she was around 40?
August 11, 2014 at 1:07 am
Did anybody catch Karai`s actor?
August 11, 2014 at 1:08 am
i liked it but mostly from an obsessive fangirl standpoint. i think almost all the problems came from the directing
August 11, 2014 at 1:10 am
(14:00) hey Ms. “Fan” of TMNT, Leo is the leader and your character has a thing for Mikey.
Convenience store beer is the same as anywhere else beer Matt
August 11, 2014 at 11:51 am
I think he may have meant imported beers are what is normally drank, not the piss water convenience stores carry, ie bud, Canadian, black horse, and so on.
August 11, 2014 at 1:20 am
THE TURTLE HAVE STARTED TO MOVE
August 11, 2014 at 1:21 am
my brain exploded through my eyes the moment Pat said April made the turtles.
They are braver than I for paying to see that.
I would have rather have porn star April O’Neil play April O’Neil than Megen Fox.
August 11, 2014 at 1:33 am
I’d rather they hired a hooker from the back alley to play April instead of Megan Fox
August 11, 2014 at 1:40 am
Isn’t that what they actually did ?
August 11, 2014 at 2:54 am
Isn’t how they got Megan Fox, though?
August 11, 2014 at 1:27 am
Ha, ha! I have no emotional connection to the turtles, so no soul-crushing disappointment for me, baby!
August 11, 2014 at 4:04 am
Go cry with Pat, you childhoodless scrub /TOP TIER NINJA TURTLEZ 4 LIFE\
August 11, 2014 at 1:31 am
Can this be a regular thing for the zaibatsu?
Guardians of the galaxy review?
August 11, 2014 at 1:43 am
Could not say it better myself guys.
August 11, 2014 at 1:45 am
I really hope you keep doing this kind of round table review videos for other movies or even for games, cause these are a lot of fun. Hell! this was way more fun than the movie. Also, watching your reactions to all the plotholes is priceless.
August 11, 2014 at 2:01 am
i cant believe they like the cg movie so much. i’ve watched that movie so many times and laughed and cried at it and i KNOW it’s garbage
August 11, 2014 at 2:25 am
Aww, I thought it was good though….
August 11, 2014 at 4:20 am
I finished the video. Holy shit, did they point some stuff out I didn’t notice at all. Oh God, he had his logo on the chemical tanks, that’s disgustingly stupid!
August 11, 2014 at 2:36 am
The part where Woolie’s sunglasses slowly sink from above his eyes and then back down over his eyes, you can tell that this man has seen some shit.
August 11, 2014 at 2:55 am
I was promised a round table review, and I get this SQUARE TABLED BULLSHIT. I demand a refund.
August 11, 2014 at 2:58 am
I’d love to see you guys do roundtable movie reviews more often… so long as it doesn’t come at the cost of your sanity from seeing shit like this movie.
August 11, 2014 at 3:05 am
No sir, I don’t like it.
August 11, 2014 at 3:07 am
To be fair, Megan Fox does correct herself in that interview almost immediately after saying that. http://youtu.be/pp0B6QCAV7c?t=1m10s
Also, I really enjoyed this movie review. I agree with everyone else that said the Zaibatsu should make more videos like this.
August 11, 2014 at 3:17 am
Damn, Woolie looks more hollowed out than Woolsworth II
August 11, 2014 at 3:54 am
The movie was draining Mat and Woolie’s blood for their mutagen
August 11, 2014 at 4:15 am
You guys should review more movies. I’d love to hear your opinions on Guardians of the Galaxy.
August 11, 2014 at 4:21 am
Jesus Christ guys, you really don’t need to wreck yourself like this just to make more videos. I highly advise you to watch a good movie soon, just to wash away the memories of this.
August 11, 2014 at 4:28 am
Wow, Turtles Forever is awesome!
August 11, 2014 at 4:42 am
My hate for Megan Fox went from “didn’t care for her at all” to “fuck her with all my being” in the course of this video
August 11, 2014 at 6:20 am
So what you’re saying is don’t watch it buuuut…I have to watch it. I have to know how bad it is.
*looks over at TMNT VHS movies* give me strength *shoves the 3rd 90s movie away* not you
August 11, 2014 at 7:01 am
who’s holding the camera?
August 11, 2014 at 7:41 am
The thing with Megan Fox is that no one knew how rubbish she was until the second viewing of transformers when they stopped looking at her and started listening.
August 11, 2014 at 7:51 am
lp asuras wrath pls
August 11, 2014 at 8:04 am
Woolie looks fucking traumatized.
August 11, 2014 at 8:45 am
shredder looked like the final form of a 2-3 form final boss fight, like freeza from dbz or Armstrong in revengeance. that would be cool, but we are presented the cool final form of the final boss without the hypeass buildup to an increasing dire situation.
still bummed about the whole film.
August 11, 2014 at 8:54 am
Anyone remember that spinoff of TMNT in the future? Turtles in time I think
August 11, 2014 at 9:49 am
Get hypo’d super hard!
August 11, 2014 at 10:29 am
Better then watching the movie
August 11, 2014 at 12:07 pm
I want to thank the gang for taking one for the team on this one. I knew I wouldn’t want to see it as soon as I heard that fucking Bay was involved. Now I truly see how bad it is….worse than I imagined if thats actually possible?
I bow down to your powers of sitting through it so others can avoid the pain.
August 11, 2014 at 12:15 pm
So, what was worse? A whole Month of Super Hero games that ends in Wonderful 101, or a week of Turtles games that ends in you all watching this movie?
August 11, 2014 at 12:31 pm
Yeah, I said screw this movie, stayed home, and watched the 3 live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies over the weekend.
August 11, 2014 at 12:51 pm
Pat has a different shirt on!!!
August 11, 2014 at 1:15 pm
oh its the next day
August 11, 2014 at 1:18 pm
PAT NEEDS A FUCKING HAIRCUT
August 11, 2014 at 1:32 pm
Woolie, is it me, or are you losing weight?
August 11, 2014 at 3:12 pm
Woolie wearing sunglasses to hide the tears. There there, Woolsworth. At least the turtles weren’t aliens.
August 11, 2014 at 3:48 pm
It was ALMOST good. So sad.
August 11, 2014 at 4:32 pm
You know what this movie what have been better as? A freaking Battletoads movie or something. But was there any ever… stealth sequences in the whole movie?
August 11, 2014 at 9:17 pm
fuckin hate megan fox. I liked her as the bitchy and then repentant slut in T:one but now that she’s to decrepit for that role she just garbage. and fuck her are oyu seriouse? leo is the leader you dumb bitch.
August 11, 2014 at 9:38 pm
Vin Diesel as Groot would have played a better April
August 11, 2014 at 9:59 pm
Ah, glad to see the Zaibatsu are nailing the many flaws of this terrible movie. I really like the style of this video; I would def watch more of these “round-table discussions” of movies.
August 11, 2014 at 10:27 pm
I would watch an entire video series of Matt Matting-up classic movies. “And Splinter flips him, and says, ‘you suck.'”
August 11, 2014 at 10:40 pm
Man i saw this friday and could not get overhow shit april is a character.Also where tf is Casey Jones ?!
August 13, 2014 at 2:39 am
Unfortunately, now Bay has the Zaibatsu’s money (equivalent to the price of four movie tickets)–victoly for Bay…
August 13, 2014 at 8:16 am
lp asuras wrath
August 13, 2014 at 3:44 pm
A lot of April’s motivation with Shredder only makes sense if Saks is supposed to be Mecha Shredder.
August 15, 2014 at 7:15 pm
I’m sure there’s been a lot of comments like this, but more videos like this wouldn’t be bad. Maybe one every couple of months in different scenery.
August 23, 2014 at 8:29 am
The Zaibatsu do what is essentially a Half In The Bag, and Matt doesn’t use The Voice? 😛
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