YOUR PUNY WEAPONS CANNOT DESTROY THOR! Just bad controls and boring gameplay!
July 16, 2014 at 9:15 pm
First! and yeah i totally agree Sega is the worst publisher of all time
July 16, 2014 at 9:23 pm
Seriously, this is a good place
If you wanna do the first shit, do it on youtube, not here
Because no one here cares
July 16, 2014 at 9:32 pm
July 16, 2014 at 9:36 pm
sorry, couldn’t help myself
July 16, 2014 at 10:33 pm
i do agree. this is a place that, with hope, we can keep free of such fuckery as the firsters and grammer nazzis,
July 16, 2014 at 11:50 pm
This site is the last hope for viewerkind
July 17, 2014 at 12:07 am
Repent sinner, and ye shall be redeemed in the eyes of the Zaibatsu.
July 16, 2014 at 9:58 pm
One day, you’ll look back on your life and say “Shit…I was one of those asshats that said “First!!!111!” on videos and realise you were/are a complete tool.
July 16, 2014 at 10:22 pm
not one day goes by my friend when I don’t think about it.
July 16, 2014 at 10:34 pm
Good on you, getting first buddy. Don’t know why everyone has to be a dick to you for saying first. They’re probably jealous of you. Yeah, that must be it.
July 18, 2014 at 1:27 pm
Hey Abe’s here too!
July 16, 2014 at 9:25 pm
When’s Bible Black guys? I feel it coming, the swole is in the air.
July 16, 2014 at 10:36 pm
well they have their own site now. and the twitter has seen alot of retweet action from zone, so we can only hope theres a TBF Zone-tan mash-up LP for bible black.
cumming this fall only on superbestfriendsplay.com , zonearchive and redtube.
preorder now !
I’ll throw money for that!!
July 17, 2014 at 6:28 am
No… don’t tempt fate!
July 16, 2014 at 9:27 pm
My god, this really boring, not even the Zaibatsu could make it bearable.
July 16, 2014 at 9:28 pm
“Look at all these icemun!” I laughed way harder than I should have when that happened.
July 16, 2014 at 9:31 pm
How the fuck is this player already better than Youtube?
Step it up Google jesus fuck
July 16, 2014 at 9:39 pm
You really think it is better?
I find it to be pretty much shit since all I get out of it is 144p video with shitty sound and 2 frames per second.
Every once in a blue moon it works without a problem but most of the time I just get bullshit out of it.
July 16, 2014 at 10:23 pm
thats just you. its great for me.
Cryme Time = Black History month confirmed
July 16, 2014 at 9:34 pm
I heard that Thor was going to become a lady. Is this true?
July 17, 2014 at 4:03 am
Yeah it’s gonna happen in the comics that a female Thor is going to wield Mjölnir but I don’t think they have said if it’s the main universe or another universe like’ultimate’ etc.
July 17, 2014 at 12:17 pm
I’m pretty sure it was said that this is the main new Thor, not like a spin off or AU or genderbend or anything, but like THE Thor.
Prepare for the hoard of butthurt nerds.
July 16, 2014 at 9:46 pm
July 16, 2014 at 9:53 pm
More like God of BLUNDER, right?!
July 16, 2014 at 9:57 pm
July 16, 2014 at 9:56 pm
Gotta say, guys, I’m really impressed. Day One of the site, and the videos run fairly smoothly, it’s incredibly easy to find stuff, and the site design looks really good. Stellar website, A+ out of 10.
Same here… rather annoying.
July 16, 2014 at 10:00 pm
i think it is because the video is being under stress, poor video, so it is a bit slow. If you watch another not “hot” video it has no problems. I have a very shitty internet
I was in the group that liked Kat Dennings in Thor 2: Thor Harder. she’s always fun 🙂
July 16, 2014 at 9:59 pm
I think the worst part about the Thor movies these days is just the accents… Why can’t Thor have a Nordic tinge to his voice? He doesn’t have to be any specific type of Finnish, but having a faux-british accented hero makes me cringe.
Also, this game is giving me serious Green Lantern flashbacks… except it seems like it’s all locked in arena combat… It’s made worse by the fact you can’t whip them off. I mean, for as stupid as it was, at least the whip-throw attack instantly got rid of the enemies. Here, you have to sit and wait through the tedium.
Good thing you guys are just playing it for funsies and derping around, though. I’m pretty sure anyone who tries to take this game seriously while playing it suffer from critical brain damage.
July 16, 2014 at 10:06 pm
I will give you Kat Dennings is better than Natalie Portman, but she’s still terrible.
July 16, 2014 at 10:07 pm
OK, Kat Dennings was great in the Thor movies! You guys are the only ones who liked her!
July 16, 2014 at 10:10 pm
Sometimes even the great Zaibatsu can’t even make a bad game good.
July 16, 2014 at 10:14 pm
Anyone else having problems with the video playing the same part twice then continuing on for about a minute and then doing it again?
July 16, 2014 at 10:16 pm
Anyone else worried at the news that Thor is forevermore a women! Is this Disney slapping Marvel on penis and saying Marvel our focus groups say that Thor with tits is big with the kids. Oh and p.s. this game looks exactly like the Green Lantern game just re-skinned.
July 16, 2014 at 10:18 pm
Aaaaaawwww shit, this new website is so hype!!
July 16, 2014 at 10:20 pm
Talking about those Intelligence and Fighting skill points, the Marvel Website would suggest Squirrel Girl is unbeatable…
Heyyy Here I am, on the site!!!
July 16, 2014 at 10:27 pm
Ugh… I don’t care how much of a twit I might sound like for this… but seriously? I hate the Marvel version Norse mythology… Jotun from Niflheim? What?
July 16, 2014 at 10:31 pm
If I was going to make a Darksiders type game with superheroes, Thor would be right on the top of my list. Shame it plays like shit.
July 16, 2014 at 10:43 pm
To maximize profit, I’ve decided to play both videos, but put youtube on mute.
July 16, 2014 at 10:44 pm
Its sad when failure is the most powerful move
July 16, 2014 at 11:06 pm
This was the worst episode of Pacific Rim I’ve ever seen.
July 16, 2014 at 11:13 pm
Wait, Niflheim? Don’t they mean Jotunheim? The game couldn’t even get that right?!
July 16, 2014 at 11:47 pm
The new Thor will be the Goddess of Thunder.
July 16, 2014 at 11:53 pm
Goddammit….. I just looked up “Stormfront”……. *sigh*
July 16, 2014 at 11:58 pm
Only GODS can get first, you’re all just jealous.
July 16, 2014 at 11:59 pm
Why does Liam like everything terrible?
July 17, 2014 at 12:04 am
How do they keep not saying ‘thick ropey streams.’ How do they resist the temptation.
July 17, 2014 at 12:11 am
Why did this game have to be so bad!
July 17, 2014 at 12:13 am
This month has been amazing so far i love this site. Oh nd can someone tell me how to change my pro pic? Thanks
July 17, 2014 at 12:23 am
Sadly I can’t watch this video, and only this video. I watched the newest Dark Souls over here, but when I try to watch this one it tells me that I need to update my flash player or get Google Chrome. I’m already using Chrome, so I don’t really know what else to do. Like the site overall though. Good job guys. 🙂
July 17, 2014 at 12:47 am
Same things happening to me. Hope they get it sorted out.
July 17, 2014 at 12:29 am
Holy shit, this is the best one so far! The ending was absolutely perfect, had me cracking my shit up!
July 17, 2014 at 12:52 am
The god of thunder’s greatest weakness: chilly weather
July 17, 2014 at 12:54 am
Gimme dat X-Men Origins Wolverine please. It’s way better than it has any reason to be.
July 17, 2014 at 1:22 am
SEGA really is the worst…
July 17, 2014 at 1:42 am
Good Job Lads in getting your own website
July 17, 2014 at 1:59 am
i Hate the Hulk game they ruined, Hulk Ultimate destruction was amazing, and the Hulk Sega ruined was one of the worst games i ever played
July 17, 2014 at 2:17 am
Sega seems like they keep getting worse
July 17, 2014 at 2:45 am
To be fair, Sega publishing bad games isn’t entirely a new trend.
July 17, 2014 at 2:19 am
Man fuck Sega
July 17, 2014 at 2:44 am
I can see why they killed Sif off now:
“Sif can’t survive the beginning of this game because programming a two-player mode would be hard.”
Why is it that Asgard, and really most magic cities, get invaded all the time? Hymenheim is probably invaded less frequently than Asgard.
July 17, 2014 at 2:48 am
tbh I’d like to see Loki kissing Loki amongst all those kissing asgardians
July 17, 2014 at 2:59 am
As a European I will defend Sega to the death no matter how terrible their practices, because they’re one of the few publishers who actually release Japanese videogames over here.
July 17, 2014 at 3:15 am
Oh man, this new website feels so good on my dick gurl..
July 17, 2014 at 3:48 am
well that was fun, right?
July 17, 2014 at 3:53 am
July 17, 2014 at 4:07 am
mmm yes this is just the beginning
July 17, 2014 at 4:27 am
YO!!!!….. Ultimate Alliance full LP to wrap up supermonth!
July 17, 2014 at 6:57 am
Kat Denning WAS fucking annoying in Thor. By contrast, Natalie Portman was a tree.
July 17, 2014 at 7:04 am
Oh man. Matt, I hope you’ve picked up some better games to finish off the month. I can hear the pain in Pat and Woolie’s voices when they play through this (so far) dire selection.
July 17, 2014 at 7:41 am
For the record, I liked Kat Dennings in both of those movies too. Also, Mjolnir really isn’t that hard to pronounce Matt.
July 17, 2014 at 8:23 am
Didn’t SEGA publish both Vanquish and Bayonetta? I mean yeah they suck but… Bayo
July 17, 2014 at 12:31 pm
She got Squalled
July 17, 2014 at 12:38 pm
According to the Marvel.com universe bio thing The Punisher intelligence is fuckin 5 out of 7
July 17, 2014 at 1:49 pm
Watching vids on the new site. Works great! Looking forward to seeing what stuff you guys can play here that you couldn’t on YouTube. Take that Sega!
July 17, 2014 at 2:23 pm
Even when you take it off auto and put it on 720p? I had those troubles on auto but not on 720p
July 17, 2014 at 2:37 pm
They should play The Incredible Hulk game by SEGA ,it was Path of Destruction’s sequel. A good Marvel game published by SEGA.
July 17, 2014 at 10:21 pm
So, is Asgard officially Space Canada? Beautiful cities, awesome tech, free healthcare… Yep, I think it’s official!
July 17, 2014 at 10:23 pm
LOL chibi thor
July 18, 2014 at 1:26 am
The hype of Thor can’t be stopped
July 18, 2014 at 12:50 pm
What about his goats?
July 19, 2014 at 12:10 am
That’s weird, because I thought for sure that the sound of Woolie throwing the controller at the mic would be the end of the video.
July 19, 2014 at 5:13 am
Yeah, just another movie game…
July 19, 2014 at 7:47 pm
No seriously make February Cryme Tyme month.
July 20, 2014 at 1:25 am
I’m glad there’s not an arbitrary thumbs up system/+1 thing on this website. It’ll be weird though,
July 20, 2014 at 1:51 pm
Kinda hard to figure out how to change profile image, but overall i love the site
July 20, 2014 at 11:02 pm
Oh man, it’s just like the InFamous….
July 21, 2014 at 11:36 am
Why does the giant ice boss have Homing Soulmass?
July 23, 2014 at 4:45 am
Wow, that looked even worse than the Green Lantern game. Worse visuals, too. Leave it to Sega, I guess.
June 17, 2015 at 12:02 am
At least this isn’t the Wii version.
Because surprise, it sucks even HARDER.
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