Well, good job Kenny. Good job. Oh wait no I mean you can’t stop fucking up I hate you Kenny. I hate you. Hat wearers are incompetent jesus christ.
September 20, 2014 at 3:01 pm
Hey, CLEM wears a hat! Fuck you Pat!
September 20, 2014 at 5:26 pm
I was about to say that aha
September 20, 2014 at 5:49 pm
Matt wears a hat… Just sayin’
September 20, 2014 at 8:02 pm
So does Zack….shut up, he does.
September 20, 2014 at 3:11 pm
Fuck shit up Clem
September 20, 2014 at 7:36 pm
When is clem going to Zandatsu these motherfuckers?
September 20, 2014 at 3:43 pm
Fuckin’ Boatmaster Kenny. He can let other people’s family die, but he can’t let his own die.
September 20, 2014 at 3:47 pm
that was clearly a Sylvester Stallone from Cobra in the intro picture.
Some one fuck up that shit proper.
September 20, 2014 at 4:05 pm
MY FAMILY, LEE
September 20, 2014 at 4:25 pm
If you had to choose between Matt and Pat or Nick and Kenny in a zombie apocalypse, which would you pick?
September 20, 2014 at 10:06 pm
…Shouldn’t it be Matt and Nick, or Pat and Kenny?
Because Matt and Pat would probably know how the fuck to handle tense situations, unlike Mr. Kill-Everyone and Mr. MAH FAMILY.
Or, at the very least, they wouldn’t be complete asshats.
September 20, 2014 at 10:44 pm
I think Kenny and Nick, as shitty as they are, might actually be more reliable team mates.
September 23, 2014 at 10:37 pm
mat and pat… they could make fun of the zombies until they died
September 20, 2014 at 4:35 pm
I completely forgot you Alvin could die in this episode!
And yeah, Kenny doesn’t really help his image much in this one. It’s a shame he dies in the first minute of the next episode in a shootout with a racoon to win the afection of his one true love: Boat. Never even got to redeem himself.
September 20, 2014 at 5:03 pm
where the fuck is luke?
September 20, 2014 at 7:25 pm
Looking for some puss puss
September 20, 2014 at 5:25 pm
3:30 minutes in and Pat’s making dumb decisions right off the bat.
Seriously. They made better decisions in Two Souls, and they were trying to make the bad decisions in that.
It bothers me how Alvin still has a pot-belly for so long after the zombie shit hit fan- he looks way too out of place
September 20, 2014 at 6:00 pm
So, true to form, Kenny brings catastrophe wherever he goes, and then proves to be more of a detriment than an asset. Well done, Boatmaster.
September 20, 2014 at 10:08 pm
September 20, 2014 at 7:24 pm
lol, Pat and Matt almost did the worst job.
Good going, you could have saved Alvin.
September 21, 2014 at 9:02 am
well, not the WORST job.
the WORST job would be making Nick out to be an evil piece of shit, and then Walt would’ve let him get eaten by zombambos.
But yeah, pretty down there.
September 20, 2014 at 8:57 pm
In this world, you don’t have to do anything except stay black and die. Morgan Freeman taught me that.
September 20, 2014 at 10:04 pm
Step 1 of surviving a zombie apocalypse, even IF you somehow come upon a shit-ton of food, is to not say you have a shit-ton of food. If you want to share, fine, but don’t tell people you have a huge food reserve.
That’s basically like some “Hey, come attack us and stuff, we have supplies you could take.”
Still, for him to be able to accept his friend’s death…damn.
Obligatory “Goddamnit, Nick.”
Also, why didn’t Kenny shoot Carver when he pushed Walt onto the ground? Unless there was a some sort of cover in between Carver and the window, Kenny had a clear shot. *sigh*
Fuck you, Carver.
Help us Obi-Luke Kenobi, you’re our only hope.
September 21, 2014 at 12:28 am
FUN FACT: Matt totally predicts he’ll get married in part 1 of Walking Dead: 400 days
its around 20:45. CHECK DAT SHIT OUT!!!
September 21, 2014 at 3:09 am
Damn it pat u let Alvin die Why pat why?
September 21, 2014 at 12:04 pm
Clementine continues her long tradition of ruining people’s lives and courting disaster wherever she goes.
September 21, 2014 at 6:05 pm
But… I wear a hat… a baseball cap to be more precise… much like Nick’s…
September 23, 2014 at 8:44 pm
I wear hats excessively, you jackasses. I’m competent.
September 30, 2014 at 7:55 am
February 24, 2015 at 3:11 pm
I know i’m going to get shat on for saying this but I really don’t think Kenny is that bad, I certainly don’t hate him as much as Matt & Pat, I think it’s just a matter of perspective, just think of it like this, if you went through half as much things as Kenny what would you be like? It’s not an excuse, but it’s food for thought.
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