Up in the sky! It’s a bird, it’s a plane! It’s Superman game! And this one is also stinky poo garbage!
July 17, 2014 at 9:04 pm
Superman, Green lantern, and Aquaman. You gotta F*ck one, marry one, and kill one, GO!
July 17, 2014 at 9:07 pm
Marry aquaman kill superman and fuck the green lantern in some Grimm Love type shit
Fuck green lantern just Imagine, marry supe’s only because he’s better than fucking aquaman
July 17, 2014 at 9:36 pm
But he might leave you with a Super babby and brainwash you into forgetting he got you pregnant.
July 17, 2014 at 9:08 pm
Kill Aquaman, fuck Superman, marry Green Lanter. Kill Aquaman because he’s shit (So is Green Lantern), fuck Superman because why not, marry Green Lantern because he can just materialize anything you could ever want for you.
July 17, 2014 at 9:35 pm
All you would ever want are fists, bricks and hammers?
July 18, 2014 at 1:28 am
Pat was here, wasn’t he? And his fists…
July 18, 2014 at 4:14 pm
Think that through though. Fucking superman might just kill you instead from his dragon dildo sized dick
July 17, 2014 at 9:38 pm
If I kill Green Lantern, will that kill Ryan Reynolds?
July 17, 2014 at 10:08 pm
No, because he would still live on as Deadpo- I mean, “Wade Wilson”.
July 17, 2014 at 10:05 pm
fucking kill them all and marry marvel instead of going to their funerals
Marry Superman (he’s pretty much a God), fuck Aquaman (he’s pretty much God of the ocean), kill Green Lantern (he’s pretty much a useless fuck).
July 17, 2014 at 10:34 pm
Marry Superman, Kill Aquaman, F*ck Green Lantern on technicality, because hey, some Green Lanterns are ladies.
July 18, 2014 at 4:21 pm
No Golden Showers for Green Lantern though, and you couldn’t use your wood on him.
July 17, 2014 at 10:35 pm
Fucking kill everyone and marry Ace, the Bat-Hound.
July 18, 2014 at 2:14 am
I would marry Ace the Bat-Hound in a heartbeat.
July 1, 2015 at 5:16 pm
Can it be an open relationship with Comet, the super horse?
July 17, 2014 at 10:45 pm
Fuck Green Lantern for a one night stand. Marry Aquaman because he’s actually the best. and kill Superman because he’s died before and he’s walked it off.
July 17, 2014 at 11:22 pm
wait which one of the Green Lanterns? because there is a shiton of them
July 17, 2014 at 11:30 pm
I’ll leave than up to you to decide. DanChamp chose the Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern, if you want to use that as a base. Or, you could just go with the classic Alan Scott…
July 17, 2014 at 11:27 pm
Don’t talk about my son!
July 17, 2014 at 11:57 pm
July 18, 2014 at 3:02 am
Give me the money, tho
Marry Aquaman. He IS King of the seas. Fuck GL. Those constructs could get kinky. Kill Supes. Man of Steel, that is all.
July 18, 2014 at 12:23 am
July 18, 2014 at 1:49 am
Mary Aquaman, to see all the hot mermaids, kill green lantern cause who fucking cares and fuck superman, just to have the bragging rights, “yeah i fucked superman, what!”
July 18, 2014 at 9:37 am
Fuck green lantern because superman would kill you, marry aqua man, kill superman so I can say I killed a demigod
July 18, 2014 at 1:44 pm
Kill Superman, Marry Green Lantern, Fuck Aquaman definitely
July 18, 2014 at 4:04 pm
As long as one of the answers isn’t fuck Superman, you’ll manage to survive.
July 18, 2014 at 7:14 pm
Marry Aquaman, kill Aquaman, and Superman can fuck off with Green Lantern.
July 19, 2014 at 8:30 am
Kill Superman, Fuck Green Lantern, Marry Aquaman. It’s all about the power baby.
July 19, 2014 at 10:49 pm
Fuck Aquaman, why? because i dont wanna be destroyed by superman and dont want a giant fist from Green lantern,kill Superman and marry Green lantern
July 17, 2014 at 9:18 pm
*BOOM* Gauntlet dropped! Let’s dance, you and I.
July 17, 2014 at 9:30 pm
…if there was a real “Man of Steel” game, every time you punched an enemy, it would fly through a building that ends up collapsing, with the piteous screams of the doomed citizens within piped over.
July 17, 2014 at 9:26 pm
Can’t wait to see supes fly through some gatdamn rings.
These video are great , but I do hope you guys start playing more good superhero games , because so far there seems to be a disproportional amount of these awful games.
July 17, 2014 at 9:47 pm
Man I can feel Matt’s pain while watching this one.
July 17, 2014 at 9:49 pm
holy crap they almost died
July 17, 2014 at 9:55 pm
Okay, Good Superman game.
Step 1: Have a Kyptonite meteor crash into the Earth and make Superman vulnerable.
Step 2: Uhhh….. Give it to Platinum…?
i love it my favorite episodes are when their miserable like the middle of streetwise and the end of homecoming
July 17, 2014 at 9:56 pm
ONE MORE ONCE! BEAT ‘EM UP, GUYS!
I feel ill…
July 17, 2014 at 10:01 pm
You will surely get Clark’s ass
July 17, 2014 at 10:03 pm
Yeah. I agree with Matt.
This game while technically better than 64 just feels worse.
I can’t explain it. It’s just…charmless. Superman 64, it’s steaming pile o’ dog shit but it was at least committed in it’s crappiness. It’s why people keep coming back to it.
July 17, 2014 at 10:51 pm
This video showed a series of boring chores with bad control in place of difficulty.
Pretty, but frustrating and not entertaining.
Also Cyborg Superman kinda reminded me of Hex, and Giant Braniac reminded me of Megabyte.
July 17, 2014 at 10:04 pm
You guys seemed to die a little during that. Maybe you should rejuvenate yourselves and play some Indie games! Doesn’t that sound like fun?
July 17, 2014 at 10:09 pm
oh gawd, why?!
July 17, 2014 at 10:14 pm
lol lets do a lets play:D.
July 17, 2014 at 10:15 pm
Wait, wait, wait, wait, you poor fuckers actually played through the entire game!?
July 18, 2014 at 7:44 am
Yea sure they did. No cheats at all.
July 17, 2014 at 10:21 pm
Am i late? sorry i was feeding some ducks
July 17, 2014 at 10:23 pm
pat read Action Comics #775
July 17, 2014 at 10:25 pm
This site is so much better then youtube. Thanks for putting in all the hard work you guys! 😀
July 17, 2014 at 10:28 pm
-Oh thank god i thought this was Superman 64.
6 minutes later…
-OH FUCK, GOD, WHY….
July 17, 2014 at 10:36 pm
OH GOD I PLAYED THIS GAME -vomits-
July 17, 2014 at 10:47 pm
i love how they literally have no words for how awful this is
Superman needs more ice dicks!
July 17, 2014 at 10:48 pm
Great job on the website guys, it’s almost like a dream come true! A wet dream, that is!
July 17, 2014 at 10:49 pm
Superman is the “Database” of DC heroes. People think they like him but they are wrong…
July 17, 2014 at 10:50 pm
But I like Database.
I’m a DC fan, but I’ll always say that the only good thing to come out of Superman is Red Son, and Superboy (Conner Kent, not the SB Prime bitchlord)
A Flash game could easily be super rad you guys.
Pat, Mxlfuck is terrible.
Heat vision is focused yellow sunlight, optic blasts make way less sense.
July 17, 2014 at 10:52 pm
That hurt to just watch. I don’t think I’ve ever felt bad for somebody playing video games for my entertainment before.
July 17, 2014 at 10:55 pm
Wait, what console was this on? The original Xbox?
July 17, 2014 at 10:56 pm
i am amazed that you guys managed to keep your sanity while playing this. i was just watching and i could feel myself starting to lose it lol
July 17, 2014 at 10:58 pm
The only way to make a good Superman game is to give it to Telltale and have them do what they did with The Walking Dead and The Wolf Among Us.
July 17, 2014 at 11:04 pm
I feel terrible for liking this. This was the greatest video in which the three of them just died inside as they played.
July 17, 2014 at 11:06 pm
Listen to Woolie. All-Star Superman is great.
July 17, 2014 at 11:09 pm
Quite frankly, the asura’s wrath format would make for a decent superman video game
July 17, 2014 at 11:16 pm
This video is great.
Full LP, GO!
July 17, 2014 at 11:17 pm
How did you guys manage to get a 30 minute video out of this crock of shit? On a related note, this may be the worst game you duders have every played on video.
July 17, 2014 at 11:24 pm
Besides maybe arkham asylum.. are there any GOOD super hero games?
July 18, 2014 at 7:47 am
City was pretty good, it was just kinda boring. Rather then that… Infamous and Prototype.
I still can’t get over using not google plus for comments <3
July 17, 2014 at 11:28 pm
just to fuck with them…
THAT WAS GREAT!!
July 17, 2014 at 11:37 pm
I was entertained by this and I don’t feel bad about it
July 17, 2014 at 11:40 pm
I’m with Pat. I get like that when playing a terrible/soulless game. I couldn’t force myself to play a terrible game like Resident Evil 6 and handed the controller to my cousin. I told him I couldn’t play the game anymore. It was just schlock.
July 17, 2014 at 11:42 pm
Around this time in the comics Brainiac attacked Metropolis and was defeated, but he had upgraded the city with his technology somewhat. So the citizens ended up with a “City of Tomorrow” like they were always claiming to be. Of course this lasted till the next status quo retcon crisis NEW 52.
July 17, 2014 at 11:44 pm
My god can’t believe they played the whole thing i also beat this game once it was terrible
July 17, 2014 at 11:52 pm
So this game was a cover on a 2004 issue of Game Informer, and it was never seen since
July 17, 2014 at 11:54 pm
Superman game by TellTale.
It’s the only way to make this shit work.
The further you guys go into this theme, the more I lose faith that I’ll be able to keep saying “Still a better video than any of the ones in the Streetwise playthrough.”
July 18, 2014 at 12:18 am
Zone of the Enders is the best superman game that was never kind of made
July 18, 2014 at 12:21 am
July 18, 2014 at 12:26 am
I’m sorry guys, but when you’re this miserable, the video just gets really funny.
I do feel bad, but at the same time, that was great.
July 18, 2014 at 12:30 am
Thanks for reminding us about Gutsman’s Ass again, guys.
Nice choice for the opening. The Max Fleischer Superman cartoon was probably my favorite incarnation of the character.
July 18, 2014 at 12:34 am
Man, when they were talking about Batman knowing Poison Ivy as 6 year olds I really wanted Matt to bust into “GOTHAM BABIEEEES”
If you’re going to do a Superman game, it should be from when he’s stuck in the magic world with Wonder Woman. All enemies can hurt him, he still has access to his powers while also being forced to learn how to fight without indestructibility. He also learns some weapon usage. There’s aerial enemies, as well as ground ones, as well as reasons to not do bombardments from on far. Also comes with a built in tutorial of having him fight Lex in a giant robot while indestructible, Lex could just open up the portal as a hail-mary
All you Superman nerds, I don’t know much about his time there, I just know he went there to keep Diana from getting the dead and that it would make the best game
July 18, 2014 at 12:39 am
That was the best intro in the entire month, the audio fits so perfectly to all the neck snaping.
July 18, 2014 at 12:52 am
I think this game’s pretty great you guys.
wow, the reflections at 30:53ish are going nuts, the reflection of superman is bigger than he is, and literally every building is reflecting…
July 18, 2014 at 1:30 am
The only thing good about this game is the trail left behind by Superman while moving. It reminds me of a fruit roll-up.
July 18, 2014 at 2:11 am
usually i think maybe there are being harsh about these older games, but man this game looks bad even for a 2002 game
July 18, 2014 at 2:41 am
I love the argument at the beginning of this video because it forces Matt to defend the high points of Superman 64.
July 18, 2014 at 2:44 am
I wasn’t entertained, but I was mildly amused.
July 18, 2014 at 3:01 am
I think Woolie is thinking about this game the wrong way,
remember that time superman encountered Red Kryptonite and it made him not give a fuck about anything?
That’s this game, If Superman 64 is green kryptonite, this is red.
July 18, 2014 at 4:46 am
I think Matt needs to have Woolie and Pat play superman 64 this month just to see how it compares to this game
July 18, 2014 at 4:54 am
The hypest soda can opening on…oh wait.
July 18, 2014 at 5:14 am
Knowing you guys also like the show “Due South” makes me like you even more
July 18, 2014 at 6:50 am
I think we can all agree that the only story with all-powerful character that is actually good, is OPman, and only because it was made specifically to be a parody of superman story.
July 18, 2014 at 7:38 am
yeah, i hate OP heroes but one punch man is insane, and the art is crazy good
July 18, 2014 at 11:10 am
I know right? god that shot of the world with the cloud split apart by the force of the punch was godly.
July 18, 2014 at 7:36 am
I often ask myself the same question.
July 18, 2014 at 7:43 am
This site is going nuts.
July 18, 2014 at 8:01 am
hope you guys play the watchmen game.
July 18, 2014 at 8:38 am
man u guys should LP Asuras wrath its notreally that bad at all I mean I think it pready good
July 18, 2014 at 9:31 am
And we fuckin thought the Thor game was fuckin boring XD
July 18, 2014 at 9:32 am
Woolie with the Weird Al reference.
July 18, 2014 at 9:38 am
When the Best Friends can’t even talk shit and are forced to start talking about Seinfeld..that’s when you know a game is shit.
July 18, 2014 at 9:44 am
See, this is the reason why we need to HURT//MAIM//KILL all HUMAN//ANIMALS. Giver of Will was right, you must all be sick and twisted to make something like this game.
July 18, 2014 at 10:04 am
This would be good if they put in zoe’s battle system into it
July 18, 2014 at 10:28 am
also something to do it the game as well =S
July 18, 2014 at 11:29 am
You thought Clark Kent was Superman but it was ME DIO!