These new MKX characters are too cool. We need to go back to their embarrassing dorky outfit teen years to knock them down a few pegs.
Title art by Jimmy Xu: http://www.artmagix.deviantart.com
April 23, 2015 at 9:48 pm
Human Scorpion? What?
April 23, 2015 at 9:49 pm
That Boon-a-rang joke made me laugh WAY harder than it should have
April 23, 2015 at 11:16 pm
So now Jax has been the fattest kid in class, a cyberdemon, and a metal-armed farmer. Jax is the MK character with the greatest lore konfirmed.
April 23, 2015 at 11:48 pm
Kharakter” Kyberdemon” Klass”
April 24, 2015 at 1:50 pm
April 28, 2015 at 1:17 am
Good Job Khie!
April 23, 2015 at 11:49 pm
Aw noo, Empress Mileena!
April 24, 2015 at 12:17 am
This story is nuts
April 24, 2015 at 12:43 am
LOOK AT REPTILE’S GIMP OUTFIT! HOLY SHIT!
Bet Pat is loving it!
April 24, 2015 at 1:38 am
They looked awkward sitting because they clearly don’t know what sitting is.
They have two stances: Fighting, and Talking (and dying, technically), and they do both of those by standing.
What is it about D’Vorah without her hood that makes her look stupid…and I think Baraka’s cool, but yeah, he’s just a named guard dude, really.
Damn, that was some lewd bug-chick-thing-on-better-than-previous-editions-but-still-too-much-teeth-for-me…-woman action!
Also, Scorpion’s swords are magnetically attached to his back, I guess. Sweet. Sure. Why not.
April 24, 2015 at 4:45 am
Ladies and gentlemen D’vorah, the new Tanya.
April 24, 2015 at 11:25 am
Sorry Woolie you will lose the Gascoigne thing. It’s based in old-French but it is a surname still used in England where they pronounce it Gas-coin. And seeing everyone in Bloodborne has an English accent it is not a big stretch to see that Pat is right in his gas-coin pronunciation.
And even in French it doesn’t end in khwehn (maybe Quebec French seeing I have no experience with that), it’s more a gas-cwon-eh. Believe it was even pronounced in the game somewhere.
April 24, 2015 at 9:53 pm
wow this story just gets worse and worse
April 24, 2015 at 11:17 pm
why is nobody talking about how johnny looks like hawkeye?
April 30, 2015 at 2:52 pm
I like this part of the story just because we get to see Reptile and Ermac be the good guys with Kotal
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