EPISODE VII – DARK KINECTION OF THE EMPIRE

Depressed and battle-weary, our foursome of space morons band together to
fight the Galactic Empire’s darkest, most horrible weapon they’ve ever developed…
THE DEATH KINECTION. This overhyped, barely functional piece of technology is
nevertheless an extremely dangerous threat to all who enjoy freedom and fun.

Unfortunately, our heroes were caught in the rays of the Death Kinection within like,
5 seconds of getting near it, and were immediately forced to participate in incredibly
awkward, poorly controlling rituals for the pleasure of onlookers.

Embarrassed to the extreme, we join our foursome in the middle of this shitty ordeal…

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