After having exhausted all his credits at the Space Strip Club, a destitute
and down on his luck MATTSTER JETTSTER is greeted by an old friend.
VITA ANIMEFACE had just bought a new Pod Racer, and wanted to see if
Mattster would be up for taking a ride. With nothing left to live for, Mattster agrees.

While drunkenly flying it in Beggar’s Canyon on Tatooine, Mattster crashes the Pod Racer
in about 2 minutes. Investigating the wreckage, Rebel Alliance members pick up both idiots
and offer them a chance to get drafted in the war against the Galactic Empire.

Now with neither of them having anything left to live for, Vita and Mattster agree…

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