EPISODE III – RETURN OF THE BEARDED MAN
MATTSTER JETTSTER and the droid PATRON-336 decided to venture
deep into Imperial territory, where they would bump into one KYLE KATARN.
Kyle happened to be on a mission for the rebel alliance, which would have
repercussions throughout the galaxy.
Mattster and Patron had no time for this, and simply wished for directions
to the closest Space Stripper Bar. Kyle sighed and gave them the coordinates.
Once there, Mattster decided to stay, and Patron instead hooked up with
GRAND-MA SWAMPKIN who happened to be passing by.
Both idiots then decided to follow Kyle Katarn to see where he would lead them…
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