Spooky Fact – Stairs kill approximately four thousand children per second.
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October 18, 2015 at 9:26 pm
CURSE YOU STAIRS, I’ll kill you all one day!
October 18, 2015 at 9:42 pm
Wow. Pat’s blindness has gotten even worse.
October 18, 2015 at 9:46 pm
Y’know, studies show that keeping stairs inside the house is more dangerous than a locked doorway. That’s why I own 10 locked doorways. In case some maniac tries to sneak in stairs!
October 18, 2015 at 10:44 pm
For a game called “Stairs”, there is a surprising lack of actual stairs in this game.
At least for the portion shown so far (aside from the glitch outside the map).
Am I crazy for expecting something more… SCP-087 ?
October 18, 2015 at 10:58 pm
Did Matt and Pat not see the 6 and 2 on the girl’s dress, right in front of them?
October 19, 2015 at 7:33 am
To be fair, I could NOT see that. I had to go back after the video was done and stare at it for a while. I also had to put the video on fullscreen and turn up the brightness.
October 19, 2015 at 9:21 pm
No. Pat also doesn’t understand how to brute force two digits by only clicking through one at a time. I’m thinking they record some of these drunk.
October 19, 2015 at 7:31 am
Fuck stairs? No, fuck ELEVATORS! I’d rather take the stairs than those deathtraps anyday! Everytime I’m in one it’s like being in a can of sardines! “Oh look the elevator stoped but the doors aren’t opening. WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!”. I know they’re perfectly safe but I DON’T CARE! IRRATIONAL FEARS ARE IRRATIONAL! I’M NOT EVEN CLAUSTROPHOBIC! So yeah…stairs are ok in my book.
Nobody has ever been trapped on stairs for three days, at least.
October 19, 2015 at 9:09 am
Damn you, Cena! Just as things were about to get spooky.
I know it’s a little bit darker for you guys, but even so the numbers on her dress should’ve still been easy to see. I guess it’s probably because Pat plays on a TV instead of a monitor.
October 19, 2015 at 2:43 pm
I can´t go to sleep now. my bed is on a lower level. I need to use the STAIRS to go there. I´M DOOMED!!
October 19, 2015 at 5:13 pm
@Pat. A rough estimate, but is what I was able to see in how many stairs there are. 27 sets of stairs and about 294 stairs altogether. This is not including the through world stairs, because no one has the time for that….. glances side to side.
October 20, 2015 at 12:31 am
“Stairs” said by Matt and Pat: exactly 50
October 20, 2015 at 12:33 am
BTW, also includes “stair” “staircase” and other variations.
October 20, 2015 at 10:57 am
Am I the only one who was bothered that they didn’t acknowledge the message “DIE” by the suicide corpse?
October 21, 2015 at 5:12 pm
I’d take stairs over an elevator any day. At least I won’t be stuck in a metal box with no air conditioning if something goes wrong.
October 22, 2015 at 2:59 am
matt and or woolie would love andrew hussie’s comic And It Don’t Stop. the one with the battle rappers whose rhymes control their mechs’ turn based battles. somebody tell them about And It Don’t Stop
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