Nice to see that Sega can always go back to the normal Sonic formula of “horrible drizzling shits” whenever it wants to!
November 28, 2014 at 3:02 pm
Gotta Go Fast.
November 29, 2014 at 6:40 pm
More like: Gotta Go at a Moderate Pace
December 5, 2014 at 6:40 am
Gootta start. Then stop. Then run a bit more. Then drop through the sky randomly.
March 2, 2015 at 10:37 am
Gotta make it super easy to break sequence.
November 28, 2014 at 3:06 pm
It was only a matter of time. What a fine test of endurance for the Zaibatsu.
November 28, 2014 at 3:40 pm
Oh my god, this fucking game. That jumping glitch is pretty sweet, though.
November 28, 2014 at 4:13 pm
I used to think Pat’s yelling was the best until I heard Matt’s. Fuckin’ hilarious.
November 28, 2014 at 4:22 pm
Matt, the chick from the cartoons was Sally Acorn, and btw, she was a ground squirrel or chipmunk if i remember right, also, the rightful princess of the kingdom eggman took over.
November 28, 2014 at 4:49 pm
We need more drunk videos
November 28, 2014 at 4:50 pm
I got to the part about Rising Tackle and died. Haha.
November 28, 2014 at 4:57 pm
“FAST TRAVEL?! YOU’RE FUCKING SONIC!!!”
I lost it. Also, why is it impossible to collect more than 100 rings?
November 28, 2014 at 5:16 pm
It’s really ironic because one of Sonic’s “quips” when collecting rings in that game is;
“You can never have enough Rings!”
November 29, 2014 at 12:50 am
Because Rings = “Life Bar” in this game.
Also, there is a series of upgrades to increase you max rings, BUT you have to connect a copy of the 3DS Sonic Boom game to be able to purchase the upgrades.
November 28, 2014 at 5:37 pm
Dispite….complications this game really looks fun if you’re not out to rhape it in the butt mouth and then chop off its dick too rape it in its raw bootlegged cunt.
November 29, 2014 at 12:51 am
I watched streams of this game. One of which was played legit. it did not look fun at all.
November 28, 2014 at 6:03 pm
Every time I watch footage of Knuckles in Sonic Boom I feel like he’s been through a horrible accident that deformed him horribly and caused serious brain damage. It makes me feel both anger towards the people responsible for it and pitty towards Knuckles. Why did they have to make him into an idiotic beefcake? WHY?
November 28, 2014 at 6:31 pm
It fits the marketing formula. ; P
November 28, 2014 at 7:16 pm
It’s almost kind of impressive that they screwed this game up so badly that they ended up making a shitty Jak & Daxter clone.
November 28, 2014 at 7:24 pm
You guys should do a drunkstravaganza like the Continue? guys
You could stick dildos on the wall and everything
November 28, 2014 at 7:53 pm
Woolie showing that he’s mastery of lore once again. Jules’ was never Metal Sonic.
November 28, 2014 at 7:59 pm
Matt, her name is Sally Acorn.
November 29, 2014 at 12:52 am
I think he confused it with the thing in the comics where his Uncle Chuck was roboticized.
November 28, 2014 at 8:34 pm
Ah man, Demon’s Crest is the best. First thing, giant awesome zombie dragon. Yeeeeah. Firebrand killing all the bitches. Phalanx is a punk.
November 28, 2014 at 8:47 pm
Sonic Boom! Sonic Boom! Sonic Boom!!!
November 28, 2014 at 9:06 pm
So who did Pat have to blow so that he didn’t have to play this game?
November 28, 2014 at 11:23 pm
Are we- are we going fast? Is this what fast feels like? I don’t think I like it.
November 28, 2014 at 11:53 pm
Holy crap they bypassed the part where they DISCOVER that plane half buried in the ground.
Beat that Game Grumps.
November 29, 2014 at 12:29 am
YES! I was hoping they would notice that Knuckles could do the Rising Taco!
Honestly, there were parts of this game that really made me sad. Like after they used the glitch to jump the big gate and they started the running section, some of that was actually really cool level design. It has the potential to be awesome. Imagine that running as smooth as the day stages from Sonic Unleashed! Seeing the potential, it was imperative that steps be taken to kill the frame rate and slow the whole thing down by about 75%. “We almost had something there, boys. That was a close one.”
Funniest video in a long time.
November 29, 2014 at 2:30 am
Think Matt was trying to remember Sally Acorns… or was it Acorn…
November 29, 2014 at 2:48 am
BERSERK SONIC CROSSOVER WHEN
November 29, 2014 at 3:03 am
This really needs a full LP.
You know you want to, with this masterpiece.
(You guys should see the shit that happens in that beginning sequence. Barry from Game Grumps found so much hilarious stuff)
November 29, 2014 at 3:40 am
I heard people say that this game was as bad as Sonic ’06, and I thought they were over reacting. Boy was I wrong.
November 29, 2014 at 3:46 am
More drunk Sonic vids please!! 😀
November 29, 2014 at 11:35 am
Not true, Wioolie, Veghie Tales is way more celever than this. At least Veggie Tales had jokes. This Sonic Boom crap is just random.
November 29, 2014 at 2:30 pm
It’s weird, but they seem to know HOW to make a good Sonic game, but just CHOSE not to!
November 29, 2014 at 5:22 pm
Gotta go even slower than normal.
November 30, 2014 at 2:19 pm
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