Simon Belmont is the hero we deserve! Crack that whip!
July 15, 2014 at 1:14 am
I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.
WHY IS SIMON BELMONT THE GENIE FROM ALADDIN MIXED WITH JOHNNY BRAVO.
I was going to make a joke about the dumb little green guy being Mega Man and he FUCKING IS, WHAT THE FUCK, SERIOUSLY.
July 16, 2014 at 2:38 am
Captain N The Game Master. It was entertaining as a child. King Hippo was a villain along side of Mother Brain if I remember correctly.
October 17, 2014 at 2:53 am
July 16, 2014 at 5:45 pm
holy shit “Simon Belmont” really sounds like a similarly assholeish character named Reggie Unicycle, from an old (but awesome) 80s cartoon named Galaxy High. Also he’s literally a unicycle from the waist down. Belmont also kinda looks like Dirk the Daring.
July 17, 2014 at 7:08 am
So pretty much simon was an american
July 25, 2014 at 1:52 am
But he’s Transylvanian? Or somin ..
July 25, 2014 at 7:36 pm
Nah He’s a European.
July 17, 2014 at 8:51 am
What the hell lol
July 18, 2014 at 11:21 am
What a likeable character…
September 29, 2014 at 8:53 pm
Damn, if this was Simon, I wonder how Trevor was
January 25, 2015 at 8:14 pm
“I am Simon Belmont, finder of lost pu-” nice cut Matt.
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