“Oh jeez! I really hope I can get that time off and my vacation underway as soon as possible! While it’s fun being underwater everyday with the crushing weight of thousands and thousands of gigaliters of pressure always threatening to smoosh us into nothing, I sure would like some shoreleave! Man, it would be really great if some horrible tragedy happened where I could use it as leverage to get that sweet sweet vacation day even sooner! Maybe I can poison that disgusting perverted chimpanzee that’s always running around on deck 4, man I’m so sick of that thing! I can feel it’s cold black piteous eyes roaming over me when I’m alone…I can smell it’s putrid flesh-covered breath wafting down the hallways and while no one else notices, I can see human skin and blood caked under it’s sharp. talon-like nails. Man, if I could manage to kill it, I’d be a hero! Then I can start my radical vacation! Everything’s coming up Mooky!”

Big thanks to Damon for the game donation and Hitomi pic!

Intro By: http://thomaswack.com/