Puzzles? I hate puzzles! But fuck it, let’s break this guy out of jail.
October 6, 2014 at 9:02 pm
I hope they find a gun soon
October 6, 2014 at 9:04 pm
The gun mechanics don’t show up until later. They might not get to it in these videos
October 6, 2014 at 9:25 pm
I hope I find a gun soon…
October 6, 2014 at 10:10 pm
I think it would be hilarious if the game actually didn’t have guns, just ammo to make you THINK you can get them.
October 7, 2014 at 4:15 am
That would be good.
October 7, 2014 at 3:25 pm
yeah that’s a pretty cool idea actually. You’d wander around always feeling like you missed something (adding to the scuuriness)
October 7, 2014 at 9:33 am
You’re a private detective in a town literally full of fishfuckers who want you dead for no raisin. Why would you ever need a gun?
October 7, 2014 at 4:51 pm
They want you dead cause they’re evil!!
October 6, 2014 at 9:03 pm
Sweet this section.
October 6, 2014 at 9:05 pm
When I get to these videos right when they come out, they don’t have commercials attached. Weird.
October 6, 2014 at 9:14 pm
I’ll be surprised if they ever end up getting a gun for themselves by the end of this.
October 6, 2014 at 9:19 pm
We have to push Postcard for SUMMERSLAM!!
October 6, 2014 at 9:30 pm
Wow guys, this insanity shit is getting stupid. Did you not read where concentrating on the save points with the star drawn around the elder signs help negate your insanity effects? I realize you are just blowing thru the game cause you have seven episodes and have it on “pussy” difficulty…but geez. You aren’t exactly playing the game as much as forcing your way thru, ignoring logic, refusing to look around…just Go, Go, Go. and you still aren’t even going to make it to the guns. This is a bad play thru.
October 6, 2014 at 9:37 pm
Yeah, how could they possibly not have read that one thing that showed up for a few seconds several hours ago? I mean, clearly the most logical possible thing to do when you’re not sure what’s wrong in a game is to stare at a particular wall. Also, yeah, they definitely haven’t looked around for solutions at any point, definitely. And why aren’t they doing all the better things to speed through this game they’ve never completed before? God, what total assholes.
October 6, 2014 at 9:59 pm
Good to see where are in agreement, what a fine young lad you are *chuckle*
October 6, 2014 at 10:13 pm
I don’t think they give a fuck. The insanity effects do almost NOTHING to the gameplay.
How is not knowing a fucking game mechanic that isn’t even taught to you “ignoring logic”?
It’s called having 7 episodes to play a game. Fucking deal with it.
By the way, it’s “through” not “thru”
“Thru” isn’t a word.
October 6, 2014 at 10:46 pm
They’ll never find a gun never ever certainly not in this video
October 6, 2014 at 11:32 pm
Hey, I’ll watch your playthrough of this game. Upload it dude.
October 7, 2014 at 4:43 am
Man, you’re retarded.
play outlast next!!
October 6, 2014 at 9:50 pm
Good job never checking the button layout, shitlords.
October 6, 2014 at 9:58 pm
When they picked up the crow bar I was like yes! it’s ass whuppin time…that’s when I beat the fuck out of that one guy and walked into the jail, went directly into the front room where all the guns were and started shooting up the place wild wild west style. Instead they spend 20 min walking back and forth pas that door playing hide and go fuck yourself with fishmen….what a waste of an episode.
October 6, 2014 at 10:16 pm
Yet here we are still bitching about the thing. What are they going to do, re-record it because some asshole decides they “didn’t do it right?” It’s called not wanting to check the controls and interrupting gameplay. Deal with it or get the fuck out.
What a waste of an account.
You can’t be a fan if you’re going to be a whiny little condescending shit about it.
October 7, 2014 at 4:45 am
What a waste of a person.
October 7, 2014 at 7:20 am
“..It’s called not wanting to check the controls and interrupting gameplay…”
Checking the controls which takes like 30 seconds > dying over and over again and not using a weapon.
Any criticism = “waste of an account”
Yep. Seems about right.
October 6, 2014 at 10:01 pm
34:42 Everyone is yelling at you Pat
October 6, 2014 at 10:07 pm
I hope Pat mentions how shit he was in this part on the podcast tonight. Some of their best moments are when they mess up so completely.
October 6, 2014 at 10:08 pm
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if thousands of voices suddenly cried out “GODDAMIT!” at once…
Your frustration is gold, Pat. Never stop losing your cool at the slightest things.
October 6, 2014 at 10:12 pm
“Fucking shit” sounds about right.
October 6, 2014 at 10:23 pm
DO THEY NOT HAVE COMBINATION LOCKS IN THE MAGICAL LAND OF CANADIA?!
October 6, 2014 at 10:39 pm
Pat is so bad at the videogaming lol. All that talking himself up as a Survival Horror god shit, and then we see his true skills in this and TLoU.
You are terrible man.
October 6, 2014 at 11:10 pm
I think they are rushing to get as much game play into the 7 episodes. That is coming at a price.
October 7, 2014 at 4:50 am
Hey bitch? Go watch Revengance and tell me again that Pat isn’t good at videogames.
Also, Pat NEVER said he was a God at survival horror, just that he loves survival horror. It’s your own dumbass fault that you thought that that meant he was super good at them.
Pats been totally brain dead in this playthrough.
October 6, 2014 at 11:27 pm
It’s called “paralyzing fear”.
October 6, 2014 at 10:55 pm
I smile every time I see the “Dood” in the pentagram…. does this mean Max sold his soul to become internet nobility?
October 6, 2014 at 11:28 pm
This is gonna suck if you guys don’t finish it….
October 6, 2014 at 11:53 pm
Actually, they should of been able to get a gun in the Jail or someone around it.
I’ve watched another youtuber (Robbaz) play through it, I think he had the revolver in this area.
October 6, 2014 at 11:59 pm
Yeah Jack picks up a revolver, a .45 and a shot gun in the little gun cabinet in the Police Station.
October 7, 2014 at 12:05 am
Oh my gosh, this was legit the first time I yelled at the computer, “Pat, you dense f*ck! Hide from the police!”
That was one of those times where talking, playing and entertaining an audience causes issues.
October 7, 2014 at 12:11 am
Oh! Was that a little jump cutty at 8:11?
Did somebody have to go look up how to use a combination lock? Clockwise and counter-clockwise?
It’s okay, I tease! Love you guys.
October 7, 2014 at 12:40 am
I really hope they find the time to finish this game somewhere else or at some other time. I remember feeling really disappointed that they didn’t play more of it last year, and I guess I’m going to be similarly disappointed now, just in a more delayed manner.
October 7, 2014 at 12:55 am
So I wonder, when this was being edited, did Pat notice how much of an idiot he was on that safe puzzle? “The arrow is going clockwise, clearly I need to turn the dial counter-clockwise!”
October 7, 2014 at 1:16 am
Silly Pat messing up again haha
October 7, 2014 at 4:01 am
A full playthrough of this is needed. I need someone to finish this game because I was too much of a coward to finish it when I got it used back in the day.
October 7, 2014 at 6:47 am
Next episode needs to be atleast 1 hour long.
October 7, 2014 at 8:43 am
So I tried my hand at translating some of the latin scrawled on the wall with the aid of google and me brain cells.
invenis nigritiae igatur
– I find blackness (darkness?) therefore
chthonius gaudiamus dum
– chthonius (gods?) may we rejoice as long as
suumus post kundam
– we are after a certain someone (quendam)/a certain time (quondam)
post molistam senectutum
– after troublesome/tiresome old age
Some of that is based on words similar to those on the wall but close enough to be “mistakes” or the scrawler writing words as they are said rather than as they are written, especially when it comes to what looks like “kundam”.
October 7, 2014 at 9:19 am
Would be awesome if you guys played Alien: Isolation for the shit storm.
October 7, 2014 at 10:13 am
I feel like they should find a gun soon lol and the lock puzzles, I like to take a picture on my phone of the numbers or combination and then go back to the lock or puzzle 🙂 don’t really need to do it for easy ones.
October 7, 2014 at 11:23 am
LMAO, props to Pat for getting this far without a weapon.
October 7, 2014 at 5:38 pm
Guys, I’m not sure why, but I think…I THINK…Pat’s not very good at stealth.
October 7, 2014 at 7:16 pm
Saving Otacon yet again, except he’s not in a locker… or letting the raging waters flow.
October 10, 2014 at 3:27 am
Man this game is good enough that I wish it were slightly better so Matt and Pat could actually LP it.
October 15, 2014 at 5:15 pm
The Bell puzzle is just like Zelda, “Twenty-one is number three.” Yeah, just like Zelda…
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