“If you even think for one SECOND that you can betray EL WOOLIO…well son, you got another thing coming! And likewise, I would never betray an ally! YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT! If you want to thank me for being such an honorable guy, use code “ELWOOLIEM” so I can get 10% off my lucha masks!”

Thanks to Johnathan Holmes for the intro – http://twitter.com/TronKnotts
Thanks to Maren for the title art – http://rennerei.tumblr.com/
Thanks to Chris for the ending graphic – http://www.reloadlastsave.com