“Someday I wish I could be as heroic and inspiring of a champ that Hogan was to his fans, that I can be to mine! He really represents what the CENATION IS ABOUT! Yeah! I– sorry, what? He did…he…said WHAT? Ohh…ohh…um…okay.”

Thanks to Maren for the title art – http://rennerei.tumblr.com/
Thanks to Chris for the ending graphic – https://www.reloadlastsave.com