“HOLLA…IF YA HEAR ME! What up freaks? You’re watching these skinny losers play their little pong games? BIG POPPA PUMP is here to show you what a real man looks like! ACK!!! Oh ‘scuse me, my bicep popped again!”

Thanks to the Max and crew for the intro – https://www.youtube.com/user/Miles923
Thanks to Maren for the intro art – http://rennerei.tumblr.com/
Thanks to Chris for the ending graphic – http://www.reloadlastsave.com