“BANG BANG! Hey kids, your old friend Cactus Pat here! Did you know there’s a weird island filled with bunnies in Japan? Yeah! That’s all I really know about the country! Also, I guess wrestling things happen there too! FUCK YOU, BUNNIES! YOU NEVER, EVER BEAT ME!”

Thanks to Boku No Eruption for the Intro – https://www.youtube.com/user/bokunoeruption
Thanks to Maren for the title art – http://rennerei.tumblr.com/