“REAL SWEAT, REAL BLOOD, and REAL TEARS were shed to make RING RAGE possible! Look at all these goobers dressed up in their dumb-looking costumes! You’d never catch the PUNISHMENT in such an embarrassing situation! NO WAY, SHUT UP!”

Thanks to Maren for the title art – http://rennerei.tumblr.com/
Thanks to Chris for the ending graphic – http://www.reloadlastsave.com