“Welcome to the Path of Punishment! Now, you want oiled up muscle mans slip sliding over each other? YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE MOTHER FUCKER! Er, wait, that sounded…bad. Um, YEAH! LET’S DO SOME MUSCLE DOCKING! Shit, that’s even worse. Fuck this promo.”

Thanks to cranky construct for the intro – https://www.youtube.com/user/crankyconstruct
Thanks to Maren for the title art – http://rennerei.tumblr.com/

Thanks to Chris for the ending graphic – http://www.reloadlastsave.com