“THE HIGHEST STAKES THAT CAN POSSIBLY BE FOUGHT ON ARE BEING FOUGHT RIGHT NOW! Can you survive against EL WOOLIO on the battleground that is the BALCONY OF RICH ASSHOLES?”

Thanks to BunnyHop for the intro – https://www.youtube.com/user/bunnyhopshow
Thanks to Maren for the title art – http://rennerei.tumblr.com/