“THE HARDCORE CHAMP IS HERE! This one time, an old lady asked me to help her across the street, and I curtly said, “Sure, m’amme, but I then quickly need to be on my way to the arena! I’m late for my match!” Wow, that brings up bad memories that I would fly off the handle like that. I hope she can forgive me for being such a bad ass!”

Thanks to GaijinGoomba for the intro – https://www.youtube.com/user/GaijinGoomba
Thanks to Maren for the title art – http://rennerei.tumblr.com/
Thanks to Chris for the ending graphic – http://www.reloadlastsave.com