Intro art by: http://dashxero.tumblr.com
Animation by: https://www.youtube.com/user/PlagueOfGripes
Primary Objective: Determine which game captures the feel of a few tonnes of rickety steel clanking around under your ass.
Secondary Objective: Avoid having sexual relations with the mechs in Hawken.
Tertiary Objective: Do not let anyone on the base find out about your sexual relations with the mechs in Hawken.
Intro theme: The Winner (Ritchie Kotzen cover)