“I’m not indecisive. I just can’t decide.” -Max
April 11, 2015 at 9:20 pm
one bottle, ah ah ah…
two bottles, ah ah ah…
one out of place fake american phrase, ah ah ah
two out of place fake american phrases, ah ah ah
April 11, 2015 at 10:00 pm
Woolie is so garbage at finding bottles that he hates episode 2 of Life is Strange, what a giant poo babby.
April 11, 2015 at 10:48 pm
0:40 …What riveting use of time powers.
April 11, 2015 at 10:52 pm
that doe is snape’s patronus
April 12, 2015 at 10:10 am
Nah man, that’s doe is Prescott’s pet and when they find out Chloe will be all like “All this time, Nathan?” and he answers “Always.”
Then Prescott becomes the best character, boom, just like that.
April 11, 2015 at 10:54 pm
is there even food in canada? everytime they come to america, they just jizz all over all the food
April 11, 2015 at 11:09 pm
12:21 Chloe…that’s not how it works,. Max telling you a direction won’t make your aim any better…also, this is literally a scene from Walking Dead…ON A TRAIN NO LESS.
April 11, 2015 at 11:10 pm
12:37 Is this all they got? Nothing’s actually happening. What about Rachel? Kate? Prescott? Nope, shoot bottles with time powers.
April 11, 2015 at 11:12 pm
13:17 Actually Liam, that would save it, if you were put into a situation where you had to either prevent her from killing Nathan or help in such a way as to leave no evidence.
April 11, 2015 at 11:13 pm
13:49 Please let it ricochet into Chloe…please let it ricochet into Chloe…
14:03 YEAH! The episode is saved!
April 11, 2015 at 11:15 pm
14:39 And no reaction to her friend SHOOTING HERSELF. Who continues after seeing that?! Why is this so hard for the developers to see?!
April 11, 2015 at 11:16 pm
15:47 Fuck off.
April 11, 2015 at 11:17 pm
15:53 Yeah, like when you made me shoot myself again and didn’t tell me about it.
April 11, 2015 at 11:19 pm
17:25 Max: “You shot yourself dipshit.” But why should the main character be able to say anything?
April 11, 2015 at 11:22 pm
18:30 …Time powers. I swear if the first option isn’t to rewind and prevent this…18:48 *Rubs face in disbelief at the stupidity of the decision*
April 11, 2015 at 11:24 pm
please stop, dude
April 12, 2015 at 11:31 am
You know you should just leave your blog reaction posting to ONE post.
April 11, 2015 at 11:23 pm
Chloe is just the worst. Can she just not be dying for one second?
Like, just go home, smoke your “doobies”, as the hip youngsters say, and chill.
Just one fucking day without “Max, I’m an idiot and shot myself,” or “Max, I’m an idiot and the train hit me,” and certainly no “Max, I’m and idiot and fused the train with my gun and now a giant gun-train hybrid is going to shoot me, then barrel into me at high speeds.” (pun intended)
April 11, 2015 at 11:25 pm
21:36 Why did you even have a prompt?
April 12, 2015 at 12:06 am
This episode made my brain hurt too
April 12, 2015 at 12:10 am
Lighthouse…Nosebleeding…MAX IS ELIZABETH
April 12, 2015 at 12:16 am
Naaaaahhhhh that sounds dumb
April 12, 2015 at 6:33 am
As much as I appreciate some of the stuff they do with this game, unless something relevant happens soon it’s going to start being a problem. So far it really seems like the plot of this game is “Teenage hipster girl can rewind time. Also there’s a tornado coming”. Is it going to be 5 episodes of her goofing off with her time powers and then all her actions having an effect at one final moment? I hope not…sorry for the rant…
April 12, 2015 at 11:33 am
You shouldn’t apologize for voicing your opinion on this. As much defending as there’s been for this game there really is some concrete point to it: what the fuck is the story for this game?
Is it a thriller? A mystery? A teen drama? What the fuck is it? It can’t even make up its own mind on top of performing sluggishly and looking awful so why the fuck is it getting good grades?
April 12, 2015 at 3:10 pm
So, I use to have stress black outs. When things got rough I would just black out. I lost up to a week straight, I don’t know what happened. Matt’s not kidding, it is the scariest shit in the world.
April 17, 2015 at 11:25 am
I love how they trash Telltale to boost this game on elements Telltale executed way better.Did your hatred of Kenny just grew into haterd for their every game?
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