We’re back in the saddle! That is…back in the saddle of…killing every animal we see!
November 10, 2014 at 3:52 pm
I love how in these games animals are the most evil thing ever. Bears, lions, moose, anacondas, you name it. They wil hunt down and kill every single human being in sight. I can’t wait for the day a bunny tries to kill someone in one of these.
November 10, 2014 at 4:45 pm
We don’t need another Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog to show up, it was hard enough to kill the first one.
November 10, 2014 at 5:54 pm
Right up there with the killer rabbit from Dragon’s Crown that could bore right through someone’s skull.
December 3, 2014 at 11:09 pm
The thing you don’t know is that moose are super aggressive and attack people all the time, moose fear nothing.
November 10, 2014 at 5:10 pm
Love how the wild animals can teleport around QTEs. What an AMAZING safari!!
November 10, 2014 at 7:11 pm
I’m okay with Matt saying redicks as long as Woolie will stop calling everything a penis.
P.S. Jaggershoot 2 OP plz nerf
November 10, 2014 at 7:47 pm
November 10, 2014 at 9:38 pm
There needs to be a dubstep remix for this game. 360 no scope the lions in the face and call them bitch. Also I’m sure after you play this game long enough the story starts to develop and you find out the lions are making illegal weapons for the Russians who plan on invading France.
November 10, 2014 at 9:42 pm
Not going to be able to make it back home for deer season this year. Good old Zaibatsu satisfies with some Cabelas to compete with Halo.
November 11, 2014 at 5:04 am
Oh my god, there are so many glorious lines in this one.
Also, yeah Piranha DD!
November 11, 2014 at 4:22 pm
Does anyone know the name of the hunting game where at the end of it you fight a YETI?
November 11, 2014 at 7:58 pm
cabela dangerous hunt 2
December 10, 2014 at 12:57 am
This game! This is the game! I couldn’t remember which one this was, but I always called it “Super Redneck” because of the stuff this guy does in this game! Like the part where he single-handedly kills an entire herd of genetically altered water buffalo demons while his hunting party hides in the trees, whimpering! Or the part where his car breaks down in the middle of the savanna, and his friend, who stubbed his toe on a rhinoceros, waits in the car while Super Redneck runs across the length of Africa, climbing and descending 2 mountains before getting involved in a 15-year-long WAR with Cheetor from Beast Wars so that he can get to the only 7-Eleven on the continent so they can have chips and beer while they wait on Triple A.
And then there’s the final battle against the bear that killed Sergei at the beginning. Admittedly, that part was pretty much a rip off of the Battle of Endor from Return of the Jedi, but I’ll give ’em this, it was SATISFYING.
(I just have to add, yes, I’ve beaten this game, and although I’m clearly being silly, most of the stuff I mentioned actually does happen in some capacity in this game. It’s amazing.)
December 10, 2014 at 1:06 am
And thanks to Matt and Liam for reminding me of the single best line in this entire game:
“Huh huh. Bang.”
This man is an honest-to-goodness American HERO.
December 30, 2014 at 4:02 am
ahahahahahahahahaha a dead lion is on the ground and it disappears “ohhh he went back to his planet”- matt
August 31, 2015 at 2:28 am
Liam of duty: black ops 2: woolies revenge
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