This one time Rage got some girl pregnant and she gave birth to a delicious 16-ounce steak. The afterbirth was sauteed mushrooms!
December 27, 2014 at 3:08 pm
Guys, these Rage stories are starting to worry me.
I mean, this guy seems more and more every day like an abusive personality.
December 29, 2014 at 9:19 pm
i’m more worried that a woman gave birth to a steak.
December 27, 2014 at 3:47 pm
With Ol’ Dirty the name Matt was thinking of was Big Baby Jesus, which was more well known than the sweet baby one. Although I also really liked Osiris. Return to the 36 chambers is still one of my favorite rap albums.
December 27, 2014 at 3:55 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRrvA3_Pl00 Local H – “California Songs” if anyone’s interested in the song Woolie mentioned (Please no more California songs). Local H rocks!
December 27, 2014 at 4:05 pm
Saw them live in Chicago at a beerfest, and they were amazing.
December 27, 2014 at 4:34 pm
Aww man, I’m jealous! Wish I lived near Chicago so I could’ve gone!
December 27, 2014 at 4:16 pm
God damnit iced-T fucking beast much?
December 27, 2014 at 5:33 pm
This rage story reminds me of that one episode of the cosby show where bill had a dream all the women gave birth to food and sodas.
January 1, 2015 at 8:23 pm
You mean all the men were giving birth. That sub sammich was hard to push out.
December 27, 2014 at 6:37 pm
Bonecrusher is the anti-Rage. Haha
December 27, 2014 at 8:00 pm
When I first heard of BoneCrusher, I thought “This may be cool.” And then I heard his music….
December 27, 2014 at 8:42 pm
The steak is DELICIOUS!
December 27, 2014 at 10:36 pm
you guys. your cryme tyme passes are being revoked for not knowing who prodigy and havoc are.
December 27, 2014 at 11:53 pm
When this version of Rage does his toothy grin at the end of the fight he looks like “Him” from the Powerpuff Girls. He could be Rage’s creepy uncle.
December 28, 2014 at 9:25 am
As an elementary school teacher, I can confirm that I too hate (giving) group work; sadly there’s a push in education to incorporate more group learning assignments, but I still try to provide solo alternatives when I can. Sometimes, kids just work better alone.
December 28, 2014 at 11:35 am
How is Scooby the most useless? Daphne does literally nothing the whole time and in some episodes she actually fucks up the trap at the end.
December 28, 2014 at 4:54 pm
Rage is a jerk. Does that mean Bonecrusher is the true hero? Because I don’t think I can handle that.
April 29, 2015 at 10:30 pm
I’m confused by the description. Aren’t ALL births that way?
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