Over the roar of the flames, Rage shouted, “ALWAYS LEAVE THINGS THE WAY YOU FOUND THEM!”
December 19, 2014 at 3:15 pm
Made me wait a whole day!
December 19, 2014 at 4:13 pm
Aw, I’m one of the five black guys that like lets plays:[
December 20, 2014 at 12:17 pm
I bet it gets pretty lonely sometimes.
December 21, 2014 at 4:16 pm
Second one right here. It does but you can try to play games and say “Found the black guy who likes Cryme Tyme.”
May 28, 2015 at 7:02 pm
another black guy right here…a whole year later tho
July 14, 2015 at 6:32 am
Number four, checking in. One more and we can assemble like the Power Rangers.
December 19, 2014 at 4:17 pm
Geez! Look at Matt being a soft touch chump, giving Rage a bad reputation.
December 19, 2014 at 4:42 pm
Woolie made a character without green dreadlocks?
December 19, 2014 at 5:45 pm
Hey, Woolie! I’m a black guy! It’s also true that this Def Jam Fight For NY is the first “Crime Time” that I have fully watched. Love the intro though.
December 20, 2014 at 3:20 am
Whoa! I’m also black AND I was born in Jamaica.
There’s at least two of us Woolie!
December 19, 2014 at 5:59 pm
THE ANSWER LIES IN THE HEART OF THE BUTTHOLE!
December 19, 2014 at 6:48 pm
Matt, you kick too damn much. I agree with Woolie, you gotta stop pressing that button man.
December 19, 2014 at 6:52 pm
Matt gotta re-map those button so Rage ain’t kicking the whole time. Other than that-fucking lovin’ this
(Though fuck dumping Kimora).
December 19, 2014 at 8:03 pm
Why is it called Cryme TYPE, though?
December 20, 2014 at 12:43 am
Holy shit I never noticed that.
December 20, 2014 at 3:21 am
It’s a Tymo.
December 19, 2014 at 8:52 pm
Love the SNL references in the descriptions.
December 23, 2014 at 1:17 am
You know Rage showers in grain alcohol?
December 20, 2014 at 8:47 am
Woolie, the reason black people don’t watch LP’s is because most of them are rather generic gamers. Plays CoD (or other generic FPS), plays sports game, and plays hyped up mainstream game (Like GTA or Farcry). Now I’m not shitting on those games, but I’m just saying that’s what your average black, well not even just black, but that’s what your average generic gamer plays; ESPECIALLY if they’re older. If they’re younger, there might be a random fighting game in there.
Like, I’m just being honest. I’m black and live in a primarily black area, and whenever I talk to people about games that’s not one of those listed above, they have NO IDEA of what the hell I’m actually saying. I was hype as shit for Bayo 2, and I’m like, it’s by Platinum and everyone’s like what’s a Platinum? Hell, my older brother’s probably the only other gamer I know, and even he doesn’t know the company, but he is at least very familiar with their work.
That said, I have no idea if you guys even check the comments here or not.
December 20, 2014 at 12:39 pm
Oh no, they played through the whole game in a single sitting didn’t they? That’s the only explanation! Fuck, that empty L. Power stat bar is gonna give me such a headache, especially with the fact that Matt WON’T STOP THROWING KICKS! Look, i’m sorry, but this ain’t The Last of Us. Unless you guys have already taken care of that, you’re gonna regret not changing your strategy when you get to the latter half of the game.
December 20, 2014 at 1:00 pm
So when woolie become one punch man does he become rage
December 20, 2014 at 1:34 pm
I may be as white as a snowstorm, but this site is the HYPEST SHIT and you’re cool Woolie!
December 20, 2014 at 2:28 pm
Rage baby, let me will teach you my ultimate “techique”.
Yes, I shall use this technique on all of my opponents!
N-No! Rage, you must promise me you will never use it on another person, ESPECIALLY other men!
I AM RAGE! I PROMISE NOTHING!
December 20, 2014 at 4:17 pm
I notice Woolie’s really good at the stereotypical Jamaican accent. Did he have a Jamaican phase growing up? Does he know real Jamaicans or does he just watch Predator 2 all the time?
December 20, 2014 at 5:22 pm
December 21, 2014 at 12:11 am
This is a supremely entertaining LP. I think this is going to help me cope with the fact that the Dark Souls II LP is almost over.
One of my favorite games from the PS2 era was Urban Reign. I am the only person on the planet who liked that game. Look upon me and despair.
But this game looks a lot like that one. I kind of want to play this now.
I also want to see the Zaibatsu give Urban Reign a try, but I don’t see that happening.
December 23, 2014 at 4:53 am
Woolie I know the exact cookies of which you speak, those are the most delicious cookies on earth and now I have a craving for them.
March 2, 2015 at 3:25 am
Revisiting this series, and I still get a kick out of Matt’s “Tatsumuki Senpuu Kyaku!”
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