This one time I saw Rage take on an entire army of rappers, pimps, thugs, and mob bosses, right? He won a a brand new car like it WAS NOTHING. He loved a woman with a passion that few could ever understand, especially himself! And he was betrayed by someone who had gross fingers or something, all to the melodic tones of  COMP. Truly, he lived a life that men can do nothing but masturbate to, as they sadly will never attain such a glorious path through this mortal coil called existence. TO RAGE!