Rage’s semen can form into a liquid human – like the guy from Terminator 2.
December 31, 2014 at 4:04 pm
Woolie, you know the most important part about football? not killing people.
December 31, 2014 at 4:30 pm
I heard that one time, rage jizzed into the snow and created what we now know as black Santa
December 31, 2014 at 4:57 pm
Omar Epps actually died from fighting Rage. He was scooped out and left to die in the back alley. A man gazed upon the battered and beaten corpse of Omar Epps and took him to a hospital. This was able to perform a miracle surgery to restore his life. When Omar opened his eyes for the first time in his second life, he looked upon the man with a cane in hand, downing his Vicadin. He learned that man’s name was Dr. Gregory House. He felt so inspired that he used the money he had previously won from Def Jam fights before Rage murdered him to go to medical school. Turning his back on his past, he changed his name to Eric Foreman and served alongside with Dr. House. In a weird way, Rage killed a man, which would lead to thousands of lives being saved by his fallen foe.
Rage bless us, everyone.
December 31, 2014 at 5:48 pm
Rollins is the only fighter in the game to have 4 of the 5 fighting styles. The Psycho Crusher thing is actually a secret move that is only unlocked when you dress your character like M.Bison
December 31, 2014 at 5:58 pm
“Freight train, shoes, fuck you!” shall be my new battle cry.
December 31, 2014 at 6:27 pm
After all this time, finally, Rage has defeated Crack. Pat’s life will be forever changed.
December 31, 2014 at 8:00 pm
You want Absolute Rage? Give him them feet wraps, get the Mack 10 Blazin “West Threat” and the GFK Blazin “Swing Time” when you get it. Only bling is the dog collar. Bump up grapple strength and the only songs to play are Comp and Mama says Knock You Out…done!
December 31, 2014 at 11:14 pm
The David Banner blazin’ is a must thought.
December 31, 2014 at 8:41 pm
Watch Barb Wire. But first RELEASE THE MGS4 LET”S WATCH! GIVE IT TO US!
December 31, 2014 at 10:13 pm
There was this one time Rage was walking down a street only to find a woman going into labor. He sauntered over to the grateful woman and offered to help. He punched her so hard the baby popped right out and he tore the umbilical cord with his teeth. He went to hand the baby to the mother only to discover that she was dead. He put the baby in her arms and told the babe everything was okay, that it would only make him stronger. He then walked away, taking a bite out of the placenta, leaving both babe and mother in the street. And wouldn’t you know Rage’s advice turned out to be spot on because that same baby one day became the mayor of earth!
December 31, 2014 at 11:39 pm
Nyne keeps his remaining 7 lives inside Pockets
January 1, 2015 at 3:03 am
I’m starting to think Rage and SA’s “The Legend of Tooth Tooth” are 1st cousins.
January 1, 2015 at 6:06 am
FYI, WC stage name is his initials (William Calhoun, Jr) not West Coast. His birthplace is Houston not Cali.
January 2, 2015 at 12:54 am
It seems like the first time in forever that I watched a video on this site that didn’t open with that stupid “goblins and gnomes” song. I’m so happy right now.
January 6, 2015 at 5:38 pm
HOW DID MATT FIND OUT THE GIRL AGENDA OF STEALING HOODIES?!?!!??!!?
January 18, 2015 at 12:59 pm
Woolie, you have no idea how happy I am that you know Richie Branson. SIEG ZEON, SIEG ZEON, THE COMPETITION AIN’T ON THE LEVEL THAT WE ON!
January 22, 2015 at 1:07 am
danny glover’s been too old for this shit since birth. he first said that in the delivery room
March 31, 2016 at 1:57 am
Here’s a Xenogears reference, just for Pat.
Pockets is the Hammer to RAGE’s Rico.
And when he finally crosses over to the dark side, he can be called Hot Pockets.
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