Michael Bay Presents: A bunch of explosions, racist stereotypes, explosions, bad puns, property damage, and EXPLOSIONS!
May 10, 2015 at 3:18 pm
C R I M E T I M E B O I Z
May 10, 2015 at 3:19 pm
Ain’t no party like a Cryme Tyme Party
‘cuz a Cryme Tyme Party
is 25 to life.
May 10, 2015 at 3:44 pm
Waited for this Hype Shit for months, yo!
May 10, 2015 at 4:34 pm
Shit just got real!
May 10, 2015 at 5:55 pm
Fuck yeah! Airblade rules
May 11, 2015 at 4:59 pm
Airblade was my answer before Woolie even said anything. He is objectively correct.
May 10, 2015 at 6:04 pm
Man, it’s fucking 50-Cent Bulletproof…
May 10, 2015 at 7:18 pm
Yo, Martin Smith Lawrence Will got paid $100 for shooting a toilet.
I wish I could be a cop, they apparently get paid to break toilets.
Oh, the Credits were in alphabetical order, I see it now. It was ordered via surname.
May 10, 2015 at 7:59 pm
What a fucking swerve.
Matt needs to take on the Woolie Code of lying more often.
May 10, 2015 at 10:27 pm
Remember that time Martin Lawrence was Dr.Phil?
May 11, 2015 at 12:03 am
Matt swerved Woolie harder than Vince Russo did the crowd in a WCW storyline.
May 11, 2015 at 1:05 am
Other game that’s normally first person and goes into 3rd person while in cover: Deus Ex: HR
May 11, 2015 at 11:55 am
YEAH!!~!!~!!!! IM HYPE.
May 11, 2015 at 3:50 pm
That explains a lot. The division of Blitz that did Bad Boys is the one that did all of their “family” games.
WHY DID THEY GIVE THEM BAD BOYS.
May 11, 2015 at 11:48 pm
Yo, the airblade makes me feel like i’m giving a prostate exam, the way it feels like it squeezes a ring around your hands as you slip it into that dirty crevice. excelerator fo life.
May 12, 2015 at 1:04 am
that Will Smith voice, i can’t im done, goodbye
May 24, 2015 at 12:17 am
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