Some mother fuckers is always try to develop video games! And failing badly at it.
July 22, 2014 at 9:01 pm
some mother fuckers always trying to ice skate uphill.
July 22, 2014 at 9:10 pm
Fucking beat me to it.
July 23, 2014 at 1:38 pm
Some mother fuckers always trying to comment first
July 22, 2014 at 11:01 pm
You guys should totally play Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines
It’s an awesome Deus Ex-ish vampire rpg
Tons of great dialogue and open ended quests
July 23, 2014 at 2:33 pm
July 23, 2014 at 4:24 pm
No but seriously though die.
July 31, 2014 at 4:53 am
it’s actually a good game though
July 23, 2014 at 10:24 pm
They cut the best line from Blade 2. “Never underestimate the power of the pussy. That son of a bitch can pull a 30 car freight train up a six in one incline.”
They cut it because it was bullshit.
I can ice-skate uphill.
July 22, 2014 at 9:08 pm
The girl in Blade 3… Parker Posey?
July 23, 2014 at 9:47 pm
remember when ryan renolds called a girl a “cock-juggling thundercunt” in that movie?
July 26, 2014 at 8:02 am
Pepperidge farm remembers
July 22, 2014 at 9:17 pm
Jessica Biel. That is all.
July 22, 2014 at 9:33 pm
July 22, 2014 at 9:21 pm
Blade’s not a super hero thats bullshit, they said as they played it for superhero month.
July 22, 2014 at 9:50 pm
If Blade isn’t a superhero then what is he? He has a bunch of cool vampire powers that he uses for good. I don’t care what anyone says, he’s a hero to ME! *cries*
July 23, 2014 at 4:25 pm
You’re a dumbass.
July 22, 2014 at 9:44 pm
Some motha fuckers always trying to zombie fart uphill.
July 22, 2014 at 9:55 pm
Woah matt I know the game sucks Wesley snipedick but” for the good times” by Kris Kristofferson is a slow and rhythmic song that’s great to listen to while rubbing your white and black buttons erotically
July 22, 2014 at 10:00 pm
who is darker charlie murphy or wesley snipes
July 22, 2014 at 10:22 pm
Still a better story than Twilight
July 22, 2014 at 10:26 pm
Ah yes, fart gas, the daywalker’s one weakness.
July 22, 2014 at 10:47 pm
SLOWLY AND RHYTHMICALLY
July 22, 2014 at 11:00 pm
I had the Game Boy Color game…the horror…the horror
July 22, 2014 at 11:15 pm
Blade 4 needs to happen and it will have a direct to VHS release and along side the movie there will be a character action game made by Ninja Theory.
July 22, 2014 at 11:56 pm
i woulnd’t consider blade a superhero…
July 23, 2014 at 4:26 am
He’s from a comic book and he fights vampires. What the hell is he if not a superhero?
July 23, 2014 at 12:15 am
The jacket physics reminds me of when they finally figured out how to put capes in City of Heres. They both move in the same way.
July 23, 2014 at 1:03 am
Why was the glave more effective when it wasn’t finished locking on and completely useless when the lock on sights were green? WHY?!
July 23, 2014 at 1:22 am
Ryan Renyolds was the girl in Blade right?
July 23, 2014 at 2:32 am
Some mother fucker’s always trying to verb adjective-noun.
Please use at your own discretion.
July 23, 2014 at 4:25 am
that rave music at the end just ended it perfectly
July 23, 2014 at 4:58 am
Literally the first thing i thought when i saw the picture of blade was ‘Some mother fucker is always trying to ice skate up hill’ and the description had already beaten me to it.
July 23, 2014 at 5:43 am
Space vampires? So, do they have to go back to space when the sun rises or are they just vampires from space? Or do they have to drink SPACE instead of blood? These are the important questions that we should be making!
July 23, 2014 at 5:44 am
I am upset you guys didn’t talk about how Wesley Snipes talked to his director only through sticky notes signed with “-from Blade”.
Or how he spent all his time in his trailer getting high and only ever coming out when they needed a face-shot of him recorded.
Or why he didn’t open his eyes.
July 23, 2014 at 6:05 am
This video got arrested for tax evasion
July 23, 2014 at 7:46 am
Ryan Reynalds was the girl in Blade 3.
July 23, 2014 at 8:47 am
lp asuras wrath plees
July 23, 2014 at 8:56 am
God, this is only slightly better than the Superman game looked.
July 23, 2014 at 9:07 am
that music during the cutscenes sounds like a bad version of Sins of The Father from MGSV, i thought someone’s phone was ringing xD
July 23, 2014 at 9:36 am
Backdown 3: Never Backdown: The Backdown: The letdown: The aimdown
July 23, 2014 at 10:30 am
I can’t believe how much fart gas there is in the world of video games…
July 23, 2014 at 10:59 am
I had this game on ps2 and loved it. Once you get the hang of moving your stick slowly and rhythmically the combat gets pretty fun, the glaive was awesome and I’m pretty sure there was a cheat that let you use your sword all the time.
July 27, 2014 at 11:47 pm
But using your sword all the time should not be a cheat in a game called BLADE.
YOU SHOULD BE USING IT BY DEFAULT.
July 23, 2014 at 11:50 am
now that’s a good ending
July 23, 2014 at 12:51 pm
The end of the video is a perfect WTF moment.
I think the thing that bothers me the most is his sword sticking through his jacket….
July 26, 2014 at 4:02 pm
That was intended. In the movie the sword sheathe was beneath the coat and the sward came out through the coat.
July 23, 2014 at 4:56 pm
Blade was killed slowly and rhythmically by the fart gas vampires.
July 23, 2014 at 6:08 pm
Goddamn it Liam, you fucking troll.
Stop giving out bad advice.
July 26, 2014 at 4:00 pm
You’ve gotta attack slowly and rythmically.
July 23, 2014 at 8:16 pm
I’m so happy you have this sweet website now. I hate jewtube.
July 23, 2014 at 8:55 pm
You all sounded like you were dead inside. Can’t blame you….and then you die to zombie farts 😛
July 23, 2014 at 9:03 pm
Blade 3 consisted of Wesley Snipes, Jessica Biel, Deadpool, and Triple H. IN THAT ORDER
July 25, 2014 at 3:25 am
This game is fun.
July 25, 2014 at 6:00 am
Remember the opening scene to the first Blade movie?
July 26, 2014 at 3:59 pm
July 27, 2014 at 11:45 pm
I love these Xbox/ PS2 era legs on certain characters. It cracks me up. I have jokingly called them “meaty cylinder legs” for quite some time now.
July 28, 2014 at 4:52 am
Man the combat in this game is hilarious!
July 30, 2014 at 3:51 pm
You know another game that tried to map basic combat to the right stick and got it right?
Well, aside from that, Jet Li’s Rise to Honor. Not a great game, but not bad either. Might wanna try it. Could be hype.
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