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February 2, 2015 at 3:41 pm
Jesus Christ Woolie has a scary laugh
February 2, 2015 at 9:21 pm
Seriously! He cackles like that goddam imaginary bazooka goblin from Adventure Time and it freaked me the fuck out lol
February 3, 2015 at 12:31 am
Hearing his unholy cackle actually makes me lose my shit. XD
February 2, 2015 at 3:42 pm
Woolie, that laugh. Oh my god if I were a stand up comedian, I’d hire you to be at every show.
February 2, 2015 at 4:31 pm
I don’t know about canadian geese but I too do not apreciate the shitbird that is the goose. A couple of years ago I was on vacation with my family and one day we stopped by a park next to a river to have a picnic. All of a sudden I start hearing my at the time 5 year old younger sister running and screaming towards us as a fucking goose chases her, wings spread out and beak wide open. I’m happy to report my uncle kicked the shit out of it. Literaly, he kicked it.
February 4, 2015 at 1:52 pm
He should’ve fucked it, then powerbombed the pieces.
February 2, 2015 at 5:17 pm
Looking forward to next Fisticuffs, then.
February 2, 2015 at 5:40 pm
I guess it’s too late to remind the guys that they can go back to Wayne to store their excess items and free up inventory space?
Also, still no acknowledgement that bullet multipliers are garbage. For shame.
February 2, 2015 at 6:25 pm
11:28 So you wanna play Beyond:Two Souls again? Also that first minute sure got me feeling warm too.
February 2, 2015 at 6:56 pm
the spirit of weeaboo max has blessed this LP
February 4, 2015 at 3:54 pm
Psychomantis: I see you like to play Arcana Heart 3: LOVE MAX!!!!
Don’t worry, I’m an otaku tooooo……
February 2, 2015 at 7:41 pm
“People are really impressed by my chest viewing abilities…” Pat says as he CLEARLY misses a chest. Ahhhh fond memories of The Evil Within play through and “I have this shit on lock!”
February 2, 2015 at 8:49 pm
February 2, 2015 at 9:04 pm
Oh man, best opening minute to an LP, or anything, ever. Made my week, and it’s only Monday!
February 2, 2015 at 9:28 pm
February 3, 2015 at 12:27 am
Could this possibly be the best intro ever on 2Bf’s videos!? haha
February 3, 2015 at 1:22 am
Pat, Iron’s used a ‘terrorist’ attack as an excuse to deliberately spread the resources thin as requested by Umbrella after everything started going south so everything would fall apart.
February 3, 2015 at 2:24 am
Woolie has a One Piece laughter!
February 3, 2015 at 3:59 am
I went to a petting zoo that had some geese in it. I offered them bread crumbs before I unleashed the furry of a thousand suns uppon them. When the farmer came out screaming at me as I stood victorious upon a pile of dead geese all he did was cry and ask why. I smile and nodded “Pat sent me to do his dirty work” I said as I snapped one more of their necks.
February 3, 2015 at 4:01 am
side note, I snapped their neck and drank their blood infront of the farmer.
February 3, 2015 at 5:50 am
That was a great laugh.
February 4, 2015 at 1:55 pm
Man I wish Aya Brea had been a secret UAA Assassin in NMH 1 or 2…..that shit would’ve been sick if Travis had spared her.
February 4, 2015 at 3:26 pm
Parasite Eve 2 wasn’t BAD per-say, it just didn’t have the same magic that the first had with it’s Quack Experimental Video Game format. It was basically RE survival horror. The story and all was OK, but the fact that it was totally diff from the first game means it will never compare to PE1. And let’s not even get started on Turd Birthday. Way to run that shit into the ground. I spent that entire game wondering if I would EVER get a reference that linked it to the two other games, yet, besides starring “Aya” (if it even was the same girl), no mention is ever made of mitochondria, eve, the FBI Mitochondria branch, Kyle Madigan, Daniel, or anyone. Even if they were trying to set it apart, how the fuck could no one in the entire world not drop a ref to two world shattering events that occurred in the PE universe? HOW? I’ll tell ya how….Squenix.
February 4, 2015 at 3:45 pm
Parasite Eve: LOVE MAX
February 5, 2015 at 5:32 pm
The Best laughs on the interwebs!
February 5, 2015 at 7:14 pm
PE2 was sick, love that game, don’t get the disappointment there. Pat’s right about PE3 though, that was beyond garbage.
February 6, 2015 at 11:55 pm
The intro all makes sense now.
March 11, 2015 at 4:10 pm
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