“You’re a loose cannon, Breakowski! The D.A.’s gonna have my ass for this! You have 48 hours to arrest that sonofabitch parasite, or I’m taking your gun and badge!”
January 25, 2015 at 3:30 pm
the M19? who calls a 1911 that? how do you guys not know what a colt m1911 .45 is? when people say “colt 45” this is most likely the gun they’re referring to. its probably the most iconic American large caliber semi-auto handgun… you guys should know this stuff… (and if anyone says nuh uh desert eagle .50 is bigger and more well known, i said American and DE is Israeli.)
January 25, 2015 at 3:36 pm
although Matt half-American you know the rest of the gang is Canadian right? Last Podcast they talk about how weird it was to shop for guns in a Walmart.
January 25, 2015 at 4:22 pm
Yes, we don’t know shit about guns. All thats accessible to civilians here is hunting rifles, bows and crosswbows, and even that is heavily regulated
Military grade stuff like sMGs, rifles and sidearms (9mm or .50 or even 0.38) are only seen on Police, for instance, in Montreal, (where the guys live, i think) the police uses Walther P99 Quick action for sidearms, and the most advanced thing available to Montreal SWAT are FN P90
January 26, 2015 at 1:21 am
Which, btw, i don’t know what fucking store they went to, because I WORK in a store, and I never see guns.
So no, not everyone knows about your boomstick coolguy.
January 25, 2015 at 4:43 pm
Man, Woolie doesn’t even know what a musket is.
January 28, 2015 at 1:40 pm
I’m actually excited for Woolie..he missed out on this gem for so long!
January 25, 2015 at 5:46 pm
I don’t know gun stuff very well either and I’m American. They’re Canadian, so I can’t imagine them knowing shit about them at all.
January 25, 2015 at 8:57 pm
HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW THE THING I KNOW, YOU DUMB IDIOT
January 26, 2015 at 1:19 am
January 25, 2015 at 3:47 pm
I saw that chocobo on that museum model. XD
January 25, 2015 at 3:49 pm
Once again: You don’t want to use guns that have multiple bullets per action. 4x, 3x, even 2x is a waste of an upgrade slot. It reduces damage per bullet, so if you keep a gun at firing once, you’ll get off the same amount of damage in a fraction of the time. For most weapons in the early game, it’s fine to keep their default traits, but when you get around to building the min-maxed superweapon, you want to keep it without any bullet multipliers.
January 25, 2015 at 3:51 pm
The take-away is: You completely wasted that M1911A1. It would have been a much better decision to copy its stats than the 3x trait, since it had a +4 damage boost.
January 26, 2015 at 12:37 am
I made the same mistake, adding shots to a gun before realizing the damage was divided. It hurts to watch them do the same thing…
January 26, 2015 at 10:07 pm
You can actually get more damage per “turn” with x2 and x3 Rate of Fire (referred to as “RoF” here on). Yes, it does lower damage per shot, but the total damage will exceed that of a single shot without the RoF abilities. At x2 RoF each shot will be at 60% damage, and at x3 each shot will do roughly 42% damage. If you hit with every shot, you will dealing effectively 120+% damage each turn. A 20% boost to attack power is definitely worth taking, even considering the time it takes to fire two shots.
January 25, 2015 at 5:02 pm
Detective Brea, could you please tell us that we are all going to die horrible slow death at the hands of our new alien overlords? Mitochondria? Ah, good enough. Did you get that Jim? Rattings will go through the roof! Our alien overlords will be pleased.
January 25, 2015 at 5:03 pm
Rattings? OH GOD THE ALIENS ARE RATS! THEY’RE IN MY MIND!!!!
January 25, 2015 at 10:10 pm
Maybe Ben had a dumb ghost helping him sneak past all the near-sighted guards.
January 25, 2015 at 11:08 pm
I’m still in a dream, Mitochondria eater!!!!!
January 26, 2015 at 5:44 am
Pat describing symbiosis between cells and mitochondria and then calling them “required parasite” is 2meta4me. I’m feeling triple-trolled.
January 26, 2015 at 11:29 am
Oh my God, Woolie, you can’t just ask someone why they’re gray!
January 28, 2015 at 1:25 pm
I just rediscovered my PE saves on my comp…EX Mode Chrysler run in progress !!!!!!!!!!!!
January 28, 2015 at 1:34 pm
Aya, the media is just BURNING with questions for ya!
March 11, 2015 at 4:15 pm
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