[Now playing Parasite Eve – Track 16 – Theme of Sperm Liberation.mp3]
February 26, 2015 at 3:39 pm
Liberate those freedom sperm!
February 26, 2015 at 3:45 pm
The descriptions on this series are wonderful
February 26, 2015 at 3:46 pm
Not as much as Super Mario RPG, which I may or may not be confusing it for
February 26, 2015 at 3:47 pm
Ohmahgawd you guys, girls are totally watching you liberate your sperm.
February 26, 2015 at 3:56 pm
was that some ZA WARUDO shit
February 26, 2015 at 4:11 pm
Woolie and Pat can barely handle so much time to make sperm jokes, haha.
February 26, 2015 at 5:59 pm
You guys are so dense. No, you do NOT want to rip off the 3 shots from the pistol and put it on the G3A3. That’s a waste of an upgrade slot. It’s a rifle, it fires way too slowly for you to have multiple shots on it effectively (seriously the Museum boss will destroy you if you take the time to shoot it three times with a rifle every turn).
February 26, 2015 at 6:14 pm
Also, there is no better gun than the G3A3 for the normal game, given the number of upgrade slots it has (4 if you use a mod permit). Put the following effects into it to create the min-maxed super weapon:
– Double command from M9 or M8000 (Museum)
– Burst effect from shotgun (Chinatown sewers)
– First Strike effect from PPK (warehouse)
If you use a mod permit, you can put an additional effect on there for good measure. Most of the “elemental” effects are double-edged swords, since some enemies have high resistance to certain effects. If you have to choose one, the best would be the acid effect, obtainable from a grenade launcher found in the Chinatown sewers.
February 27, 2015 at 12:44 am
Technically the junk guns are the best in the normal game, but they’re not going for them, and even if they changed their mind they probably already depopulated the best place to farm junk. I think the handgun you get when you chose it has 9 or 10 slots, and it’s damage is in the 100s.
February 26, 2015 at 7:18 pm
All this sperm is making me HOT!
February 26, 2015 at 7:56 pm
have you seen the seed of chucky? they use a turkey baster to put chucky’s puppet sperm into Jennifer Tilly (who is playing herself and still voicing the bride puppet)
February 26, 2015 at 9:34 pm
isn’t that the first game over in the golden age (outside matt’s coverup)?
February 27, 2015 at 2:06 am
I think it is, reset the clock.
February 27, 2015 at 7:34 pm
“No one knows what it’s like…to be the Pat man…”
March 11, 2015 at 3:54 pm
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