Who wants a quick lesson in vagina dentata? Too late!
February 21, 2015 at 9:27 pm
Wow, today on Best Friends Play, Pat and Woolie taught me how to tap into my vagina’s hidden Beast Mode.
February 25, 2015 at 9:36 pm
That sounds both amazing and terrifying.
February 25, 2015 at 10:52 pm
Fucking A! I want to tap into my penis’ Hidden Beast Mode, I feel 5 cm is not enough.
February 21, 2015 at 11:20 pm
FYI, the super tool can only move one thing at a time, like a normal tool. The difference is, it doesn’t destroy the item when it transfers the attribute.
February 21, 2015 at 11:39 pm
Also, the G3A3 (found in the hospital) is the key to creating the min-maxed super weapon in the normal game (aside from the Chrysler building and 300 junk guns). Judging by how they’re flipping their shit over the M16 (which is a pretty crap weapon for this stage of the game), I’m guessing they will totally screw up and scrap the G3A3 instead of transferring the upgrade points.
February 22, 2015 at 5:37 am
Yeah, they seem to look at the total stats instead of the base stats when comparing gear, so the kinda shitty one that already has a truckload of bonuses is almost always gonna compare favorably to the actual better one that has none yet.
February 21, 2015 at 11:28 pm
Been working for the past six or seven hours, and now I go to the site to find the latest episode of my favourite ongoing LP. I really needed this, thanks guys.
February 21, 2015 at 11:51 pm
It’s always nice when things work out that way.
February 22, 2015 at 12:39 am
“Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. If a sperm is wasted . . . god gets quite irate.”
February 22, 2015 at 4:22 pm
Not to be a dick, but the line is “Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great.” Otherwise it doesn’t rhyme
July 19, 2015 at 11:37 am
Well shit. Handing in my Monty Python fanboy card today . . .
February 22, 2015 at 6:59 am
Yeeeaahhh, you should really probably put bp into damage.
February 22, 2015 at 5:51 pm
When is someone gonna tell Woolie that “better” than 20/20 vision means he’s farsighted?
February 24, 2015 at 2:46 pm
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