Screw you, Raiden! I’m moving into my own apartment with THREE SEXY LADIES!
August 21, 2014 at 3:03 pm
I hope their accent’s get even more racist this time.
August 22, 2014 at 4:15 pm
I don’t think that’s possible…
August 21, 2014 at 3:17 pm
and black jack, and stripper poles
August 21, 2014 at 3:18 pm
this game was surprising, some dumb moments, but overall very fun, i hope they do a short part where they play the game as sub zero and scorpion, it makes the game hilarious
August 21, 2014 at 3:33 pm
Woolie, you mispronounced “twat.” It’s supposed to rhyme with “hat.”
August 21, 2014 at 4:24 pm
August 21, 2014 at 7:53 pm
You can pronounce it either way.
With a short a, like a filthy ‘Murican.
With a long a, like a cultured gentleman.
Enjoy your flag underwear, I’ll be sipping my tea over here.
August 21, 2014 at 3:42 pm
Do it if you can MORTALS!
August 21, 2014 at 4:03 pm
i tried playing this with a friend a long time ago, we didn’t get near this far before we got bored of it
August 21, 2014 at 4:40 pm
I can hear Pat screaming “ROTATE YOUR FUCKING SAVES IDIOT!!!”
August 21, 2014 at 4:51 pm
Maaan, fuck Liu Kang for killing the best MK girl!
August 21, 2014 at 5:12 pm
August 21, 2014 at 5:21 pm
Mortal Kombat seems like a franchise obsessed with doing things in poor taste, or simply without taste.
August 21, 2014 at 8:03 pm
And you’d know all about taste, licker of toilets.
August 22, 2014 at 4:28 pm
He’s right though
The only people who like MK are 12 year olds or people who liked it when they were 12
August 21, 2014 at 6:56 pm
“You’re beautiful, woman who the only part of you I can see is your boobs and ass.”
August 21, 2014 at 7:50 pm
All I can think of is fucking Dub of the North Star!
WHATAA! Wa wa wa ….
August 21, 2014 at 8:00 pm
Good job not pulling the levers and making the boss fight way longer than it needed to be.
August 21, 2014 at 8:36 pm
Lu Kang: Oh, my god! She’s beautiful! Quick, do something cool so she’ll like you!
Kitana: YOU KILLED MY BEST FRIEND!!!
Lu Kang: Perfect!
August 21, 2014 at 8:40 pm
Princess Kitana? She’s beautiful! Beautiful golden fur!
August 21, 2014 at 8:44 pm
i honestly hope they do the secret boss fights also meeting smoke is a nessesity
August 21, 2014 at 9:24 pm
Jade, noooo!!! XD Why they keep cutting back to her? Fucking dying over here.
August 21, 2014 at 9:29 pm
Put a sock into it, Roy!
August 21, 2014 at 11:56 pm
Kung Lao totally used the “Standard female grab area” on Mileena.
Keeping up that classic feel of the MK movie.
August 22, 2014 at 12:28 am
Guys, please take your time with this great game. You missed out on so much XP after the boss fight by not even looking around and you didn’t notice the levers next to the cages to do more damage. Take your time so I can stop shouting at my tv!
August 22, 2014 at 8:10 am
I second this, they’re rushing through the game and missing everything.
August 22, 2014 at 3:39 am
Yo, Woolie and Matt, you gotta rotate dem saves. Just like a real G.
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