We make our way out of Goro’s stinky Woolie hole!
August 18, 2014 at 3:00 pm
Awww yes more Shaloin monks!
August 18, 2014 at 4:31 pm
im glad some got the first comment, besides the dude that keeps saying penis
August 18, 2014 at 7:52 pm
He hasn’t done that in a while, so please don’t bring it back up (You might spark his falical obsession again!)
August 18, 2014 at 9:35 pm
“Awww yes more Shaloin monks” is latin for penis, though.
August 19, 2014 at 2:21 am
August 21, 2014 at 3:02 pm
I liked him. Man was dedicated to his cause.
August 18, 2014 at 3:07 pm
nice, i really hope they remake this game, or at least make a sequel, this was really a spectacle of a game
August 18, 2014 at 3:43 pm
August 18, 2014 at 4:34 pm
They gave birth to the most powerful child: Shujinko
August 18, 2014 at 4:38 pm
the single greates moment of the this game is the piont where Baraka, grabs a monk, stabs him in the head and chest and throws him across the chasm, and liu Kang ask, “are you ok?”
matt i believe the hook blade things you pick up are called kasuri-gama’s if im right
August 18, 2014 at 4:43 pm
August 18, 2014 at 4:47 pm
Yes! More plz.
August 18, 2014 at 5:13 pm
that game is vomit I couldnt’ stand playing it after the academy
August 18, 2014 at 5:24 pm
“I wanted to maker her hot and I almost did it, but I gave her this huge set of chompers”
Meh, still would.
August 18, 2014 at 5:33 pm
Wait, Motaro doesn’t speak in MK9 does he? I don’t mean he can’t, I mean that he doesn’t have any lines. When does he say that his race is dwindling? Or am I remembering that wrong? I dunno.
August 18, 2014 at 5:52 pm
Watching any of the best friends play mortal kombat will always bring back the memory of Pat saying that Lui Kang and Kitana would make the hottest baby.
August 18, 2014 at 6:33 pm
matt fuck you havik is the best.
August 18, 2014 at 6:34 pm
Shang Tsung Priority List:
-Kill Lui Kang
-Take over the Earth
-Betray Shao Khan
-Make super hot mutant Tarkatans
I think Shang Tsung has his priorities straight.
August 18, 2014 at 6:45 pm
Baraka: the most underused and underappreciated character in mortal kombat, I wish Baraka would be used better.
August 18, 2014 at 8:14 pm
We got Blind Kenshi and Frost wasn’t that bad. That said most of the non classic cast (MK 1-3) is pretty shit.
August 18, 2014 at 9:17 pm
Kenshi was totally a good character, very memorable and I like his design. Frost is cool and has plenty of potential.
August 18, 2014 at 10:19 pm
I dunno, I think the Liu Kang double head chop decap fatality looked pretty decent. Like, I can see a shaolin monk having that as a fatality. Beats his original kick fatality, anyway.
August 19, 2014 at 2:10 am
I can’t be the only one shouting PELE! in a Don West voice whenever Liu Kang does his overhead kick fatality, right?
August 19, 2014 at 3:38 am
Hey Havik wasn’t that bad. Him and Kenshin were the only new characters worth a damn. Everyone else sucked super hard though.
August 19, 2014 at 1:31 pm
I can’t remember if I rented this game or the demo was really long(holy shit demos were still a thing on discs) because they haven’t hit a stage I don’t remember yet.
August 21, 2014 at 3:10 pm
I love that during the scene where Raiden presents Kung Lao’s medal, the little dragon on his clothes starts dancing.
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