“I once heard o’ a couple of warriors from the beyond the wastes, and ain’t no one as shine as them, right? One be a slick, skull-faced coward with the spiciest butthole this side of the great white! And the other? A dreadlocked man-monster who cackles as his buries his enemies neck high in piles of salt! Be wary traveler, of this blood-thirsty due known as “The Good Pals!”

Intro art by Kadabura – http://kada-bura.tumblr.com/