Fuck you Dragonrider!
July 27, 2014 at 4:27 pm
aye! my daylong refresh sesh has maid off
July 27, 2014 at 4:29 pm
I’m right there with you!
July 27, 2014 at 8:34 pm
July 28, 2014 at 12:34 am
July 28, 2014 at 1:55 am
August 3, 2014 at 1:58 pm
July 27, 2014 at 4:33 pm
More like, fuck you stream!
July 27, 2014 at 4:35 pm
FUCK YOU PATE! i’M WATCHING THE STREAM.
July 27, 2014 at 4:36 pm
Pat just finished uploading this Video, and is now running towards Woolie’s House…
August 3, 2014 at 7:45 pm
Nothing mild about those manners.
But… but Twitch Stream ;-;
July 27, 2014 at 4:38 pm
Praise the Pat
Good luck Woolie with the Smelter Demon.
July 27, 2014 at 4:39 pm
The Trick against Dragonrider is to keep moving to his right.
July 28, 2014 at 12:19 am
Moving to his right is equally applicable. If you hug him and circle him, he’ll almost never touch your dick.
July 28, 2014 at 11:45 am
That’s the trick to every boss in the game.
July 27, 2014 at 4:40 pm
This is going to be the next nuzlocke, it’s taking forever for them to get anywhere in this game
July 27, 2014 at 6:05 pm
This is a lot more entertaining than a Pokemon game.
July 28, 2014 at 5:00 am
it’s way more entertaining than nuzlocke.
July 27, 2014 at 4:49 pm
Its woolie hesitating to much and when he does an attack he does to much hits and when he rolls he does it to early….
Its making me feel nostalgic.
July 27, 2014 at 5:00 pm
can i ask, which supports you more: watching here on the website or watching videos on youtube? (as in not skipping the ads or using ad block whiledoing so)
July 27, 2014 at 7:23 pm
I would like to know this also, I’ve just assumed watching on the site supports them more.
July 27, 2014 at 8:09 pm
Without adblock they receive all of the revenue here on the website as opposed to sharing some with being on Youtube. I’m not entire sure about having adblock on though.
July 28, 2014 at 5:01 am
having adblock on gives them nothing.
July 29, 2014 at 2:14 pm
Do you like the beest fronds? Then watch the 15 second ads. Jesus that’s all there is to it, support what you like by spending 15 seconds if your life to watch your 20 minute video. Turn that Adblock shit off on friendly human run sites.
This is all FREE, he’ll em out a TEENY TINY BIT
Man, they’re going to be so pissed when they get that recent update…
July 27, 2014 at 5:02 pm
yo, you shoulda made dagronrider sodoku himself you fucking nerds.
July 28, 2014 at 8:46 am
“Fight lame and shitty”
I was thinking about that while watching you fight, and come to the conclusion that I disagree with that advice for three reasons. These hold mainly for melee characters; they are the type that I prefer and have been using since Demon’s Souls (halberd 5 lyfe! Also, starting as a faith character with a halberd was ludicrous)
The first and simplest is that it’s boring to watch and play. Fighting “lame and shitty” takes so long and is so repetitive that you might as well play a ranged character. You are more lethal, and fights are more lethal to you. That can be scary, but if you let that get to you, of course you’re going to psyche yourself out and lose.
That leads into the second reason; the way you’re playing isn’t really the most efficient way to learn how to play a melee character (at least, as far as I’ve seen). You need to know your ranges, your attack patterns and potential damage, where your invincibility frames are. Slow and shitty doesn’t teach you that. Engaging only when you think you’re completely safe doesn’t teach you that. By knowing that your enemy swings in THIS pattern at THAT speed, you learn when to roll and how. By knowing your weapon, you learn the range you need to engage at both to maximize the damage you do and minimize the (durability) damage it takes (seriously, halberds are awesome. Hit with the blade, do stupid damage. Strike with the haft, your weapon breaks). It’s not ballsy to roll into the Dragonrider on that second swing; it’s perfectly safe as long as you know what you’re doing.
And there’s the third reason; playing safe and shitty is going to get you killed. You get antsy waiting for the “perfect moment,” giving the boss more opportunities to land the really deadly attacks. You get impatient. You don’t know the real moments that you want to attack in. End result? You go in when you shouldn’t, you don’t know how to get yourself out of the danger zone, or if you can stagger your enemy, and you die.
In contrast to your battle with the Dragonrider, watch EpicNameBro do the same fight. His advice was simply, “walk forward.” That allowed him to outmanoeuver the boss easily, because it can’t hit anything behind it. If you don’t fear the enemies, you can much more easily expose their weak points and exploit them.
If you’re going to cut content, what I would suggest is practice beating on enemies for a couple hours. Learn your swings and rolls. Learn when you’re invincible and use that in the boss fights. Practice the bosses a couple times as a phantom before the real deal (yeah, that’s boring. But there’s no better way to learn what you can do during a pattern than trying it out) and attenuate yourself to the tension and rhythm of melee play. And learn the sweet spot for your weapon.
July 28, 2014 at 8:47 am
Well, that’s awkward. There doesn’t seem to be a way to delete comments made in the wrong place. Beta websites, eh?
July 27, 2014 at 5:03 pm
I can’t wait until they get an invader which does a guard break counter on Woolie.
July 27, 2014 at 5:05 pm
Jesus christ let Woolie play the game
July 27, 2014 at 5:53 pm
To be fair, Woolie would be completely paralyzed if Pat wasn’t there to peptalk him and hold his hand. It’s a necessary evil as long as we’re still in the growing pains of this playthrough. Once Woolie gets a bit more practice and becomes comfortable with the melee combat, he might get a bit more confidence and Pat can back off a bit.
July 27, 2014 at 5:23 pm
Can we get a “do you know what I mean” counter?
July 27, 2014 at 5:29 pm
I know I’m opening a can of worms by saying this, and it isn’t my intention to just stir up the pot, but I need to say this:
There’s a reason why God doesn’t just sit in church visibly and do miracles when people ask for proof. According to Hebrews 11:6:
“But without faith it is impossible to please Him, for he who comes to God must believe that He is, and that He is a rewarder of those who diligently seek Him.”
And in John 4:23-24:
“But the hour is coming, and now is, when the true worshipers will worship the Father in spirit and truth; for the Father is seeking such to worship Him. God is Spirit, and those who worship Him must worship in spirit and truth.”
Jesus also said the only sign He was going to give us was His resurrection from the dead in Matthew 12:39-40.
God wants people who want Him. Period. That’s the secret. If you don’t want Him, fine. But if you do want Him, He expects you to have faith in Him. Not having faith is tantamount to calling God a liar.
This is why the antichrist is going to be so successful in getting followers, because he’s going to cast the lightning when people ask, and people are going to be quick to put their faith in that, but they’re going to forget what Jesus said and did, and the antichrist is not going to die for their sins like Jesus did. People are going to go to hell because they chose the lightshow they could see, and because they did not believe the words of Jesus.
I know, I’m the Bible thumper. I’m the guy that had to go there. I just wanted to show that there was a reason in the Bible regarding why you don’t walk into church and get a visual display, like the guys were saying.
Real quick, Woolie, thank you for putting yourself on display on this playthrough. Playing the game when you still aren’t confident in yourself while getting constant tips/criticism, for the sake of our entertainment, is really cool of you. I hope this experience is fun for you, and doesn’t turn you off of Dark Souls.
July 27, 2014 at 6:20 pm
Eh. I’ll take lightning bolts any day.
July 27, 2014 at 6:53 pm
Their talking about the world of Dark Souls, where there are no gods that do nothing and expect praise. Bringing the Bible into this will only cause arguments, I hope you understand that.
July 28, 2014 at 11:47 pm
Why the fuck did you even bring this up at all?
July 29, 2014 at 12:58 pm
No that’s just shitty advertising on Jesus’ part. If the Devil came to everyone and was like “yo look at my lightning bolts” everyone would be like “yo that’s pretty hype, I’m gonna follow this guy”
Only Jesus would be so arrogant as to say shit like “no guys I swear, I am the true prophet, just believe me. I can’t show you any signs of my existence for reasons(?)”
July 27, 2014 at 5:36 pm
Constructive criticism guys. For the bosses you fought so far. You can simply, side strafe at close range on their shield side to gain the advantage. Rather then moving back and forth, leaving yourself vulnerable. I’m not a pro at all. I’m shit at the game. However, Epic Name Bro, and German Spy give this basic information that I think will benefit you, Woolie.
July 27, 2014 at 5:47 pm
Real Man fight him with no lock on double handed nacked, what a scrub
July 27, 2014 at 6:00 pm
Fuck you Dark Souls 2!
July 27, 2014 at 6:01 pm
After the best friends played dark souls 2 part 9, Pat fired Woolie for incompetence. Woolie disappeared, and some say, when the sky is empty on a cold winter night, in the wind you can hear “wens mahvel.”
Pat got Diabetes.
July 27, 2014 at 6:03 pm
Praise the Dongers
July 27, 2014 at 6:08 pm
I hope Pat is not one of those idiots that think that is actually Ornstein
July 27, 2014 at 6:18 pm
“You know what I mean?” -Pat
July 27, 2014 at 6:22 pm
Yeah. All the other complaints kinda don’t matter at all to me, but if Pat could say that less, I’d be pretty happy with it.
July 27, 2014 at 6:30 pm
It really annoys me that that sublime bone dust is just sitting in their inventory.
July 27, 2014 at 6:36 pm
lp asuras wrath plees
July 27, 2014 at 6:38 pm
See what i mean?
July 27, 2014 at 7:09 pm
Nuzlocke is done and now its time to watch this <3
Man, there’s an unskippable 93-second ad before this video. Kinda much?
July 29, 2014 at 2:21 pm
How is it “kinda much”? Everything on this site is free, just sit in on an ad and know that your boredom is paying their bills. Small price to pay. Or walk away I guess.
I seriously need to save up some money for this game. It looks way too fun.
July 27, 2014 at 7:11 pm
Comin back from the stream hoooo i need to cool off with this…
They made it to the end of nuzlocke ghostface kamina and Brock made it to the end they lost ludicrous however and zapdos unfortunately also they sacrificed cool jay to win
July 27, 2014 at 7:12 pm
after such a hype stream a good relax watching Dark Souls, also fuck you Pat for uploading this during the stream
HOLY SHIT. I just came from the stream. THAT WAS THE HYPEST STREAM EVER. Came here for DS2. Man, you guys are the best. Stay HYPE and USE THAT DRILL TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS!!
July 27, 2014 at 7:15 pm
I just feel like such shit for missing the ENTIRE STREAM… fuck.
July 27, 2014 at 7:16 pm
“You know what I mean?”
July 27, 2014 at 7:21 pm
Alright, Nuzlocke stream ended victoriously, time to watch this shit
July 27, 2014 at 7:27 pm
This is an awesome day. After watching the super hype Nuzlocke stream, I sign into the website to see a new Dark Souls video. Thanks for all the hype guys.
July 27, 2014 at 7:28 pm
Dudes, that stream was the funnest shit, what a fantastic way to end the so-so Nuzlocke run. Now to watch the video that was uploaded during the hypeness….
July 27, 2014 at 7:31 pm
I’ve been very critical thus far, but I’ll give props where props are due:
Woolie did a really good job on the Old Dragonslayer, I mean first attempt was a VERY solid attempt.
July 27, 2014 at 9:12 pm
That wasn’t the first attempt, the first attempt was at the and of the last video and it’s why he was being super careful this time around.
July 27, 2014 at 9:20 pm
Oh wait I misunderstood
July 27, 2014 at 7:46 pm
CHEERS FOR THE NUZLOCKE!!!
July 27, 2014 at 7:56 pm
Someone needs to make a compilation of Pat saying “you see what i mean.”
July 27, 2014 at 7:59 pm
Now we got a real match!
July 27, 2014 at 8:04 pm
Staying true to form, yet another description that begins with fuck you XD
July 27, 2014 at 8:19 pm
That went well.
July 27, 2014 at 8:33 pm
I miss having 11 uses from lightning spear…
July 27, 2014 at 8:52 pm
Great stream Woolie, you killed it.
July 27, 2014 at 9:02 pm
“Perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect perfect……………………………………………………………………perfect”
July 27, 2014 at 9:03 pm
Pat, I know you wanna give Woolie advice, but the most important thing Woolie needs during a boss fight is focus, video be damned. Part of doing well in this game is learning from experience.
July 27, 2014 at 9:13 pm
“You gotta fight lame”
Wow, that sounds hype.
July 27, 2014 at 9:21 pm
Are they going to do the DLC? I don’t have it yet and don’t want to just fuck off for those episodes if they do
July 27, 2014 at 9:25 pm
25:20 “USE IT!” hahaha
July 27, 2014 at 9:27 pm
With this plus the Nuzlocke stream, I don’t if I can handle all this clutch!
July 27, 2014 at 10:57 pm
I was wondering if Pat would try explaining things in fighting game terms.
July 27, 2014 at 11:00 pm
This fight is the easiest in the game. Just stay on his ass and he literally cannot hit you.
July 27, 2014 at 11:07 pm
I don’t know why you’re telling him to strafe to his right. Hugging the left buttcheek is the key to beating Dark Souls 2.
July 27, 2014 at 11:12 pm
I love this idea of using fighting game analogies to explain Dark Souls mechanics.
July 27, 2014 at 11:17 pm
Pat, stop saying “See what I mean?” and “You know what I mean?”!
If someone made a drinking game about how many times you say that, people would die!
July 28, 2014 at 12:25 am
July 27, 2014 at 11:26 pm
Y’know, I remember them saying a long time ago that the reason why they didn’t do Pat & Woolie playthroughs was because Pat and Woolie didn’t have chemistry, but this and their I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream playthroughs have been two of the best on the whole channel.
July 27, 2014 at 11:59 pm
I wish these videos were like twice as long. It dosent feel like they get anywhere…
July 28, 2014 at 12:07 am
what did i do?
ow fuck you.
July 28, 2014 at 12:56 am
Fuck you ____
July 28, 2014 at 1:00 am
God damn it, use that sublime bone dust!
July 28, 2014 at 1:27 am
Thank you Pat and Woolie, I love your chemistry
July 28, 2014 at 4:21 am
I haven’t yet got around too Dark Souls 2 so seeing Ornstein was a massive shock. Looks like he still doesn’t want to give into death.
Woolie good luck beating that dick
July 28, 2014 at 6:11 am
Wow Pat. Your advice is terrible. You should tell Woolie to stay up close to him and circle towards his shield to get up behind him. You can hit through their shields during attacks and recovery time.
July 28, 2014 at 6:14 am
For the love of the sun, please burn your friggin sublime bone dust!!
July 28, 2014 at 7:00 am
So, knowwhatImean? in the Dark Souls world, knowwhatImean? Jesus, knowwhatImean? would be doing AMAs? KnowwhatImean?
July 28, 2014 at 8:00 am
For Dragon Rider, lame it out by hugging his legs and strafing around towards his weapon. Stay close, shield up. Almost all his attacks go overhead.
July 28, 2014 at 8:12 am
you guys do know that strafing him is really more effective than just rolling BACK from him right?
July 28, 2014 at 8:29 am
i would recommend using some of the AI summons to assist woolie in some of the bosses like dragon slayer.
July 28, 2014 at 11:27 am
Woolie, you REALLY need to stop relying on that shield, bruh. Your best hits against Dragonrider were done when you nutted up and rolled under his attacks.
July 28, 2014 at 12:34 pm
Pat, you seriously have to stop discouraging aggression, in souls half of the time you die to bosses it’s because you’re too aggressive, the other half it’s because you’re not aggressive enough. The reason Woolie couldn’t beat the Pursuer was because you told him to pussyfoot around a boss for ages that can kill him in two hits, I know he’s a beginner but if he plays like a tank on a that build he’s never gonna “git gud”, a strength build with a greatshield is far better suited to how you’re telling him to play, IMO.
July 28, 2014 at 12:38 pm
(Pursuer) *and now Dragonrider
July 28, 2014 at 12:37 pm
WOW Woolie! You’re such a big baby, get gud at DS2!
July 28, 2014 at 1:57 pm
At 4:44, get out of my chair with my fist in the air screaming, “Nooooo, Wooolie! NOOOOOO!”
July 28, 2014 at 2:01 pm
…and at 8:12, “Yesssss, Woolie. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAH!”
July 28, 2014 at 3:01 pm
Oh god, I’m already craving for the next episode. I know the editing and shit takes time and effort, but I wish this was a daily thing. That way this would at least be finished before the end of next year.
July 28, 2014 at 4:38 pm
If you circle the dragon rider to the right, none of his attacks can reach you. Just stick to his back and the fight is as easy as piss.
July 31, 2014 at 1:19 pm
Dragonrider, other than the health, is honestly easier than the greatsword wielding old knights.
July 28, 2014 at 5:14 pm
Is it me, or did it look like the dodged that spear at 24:23 when he got impaled? Was that some BS hitbox shenanigans?
July 28, 2014 at 7:05 pm
I think you guys should know, the reason your weapons break so quickly is because you swing at corpses. I think it has something to do with the attack frames, and how the longer it’s attacking an enemy’s body that won’t take damage, the more fucked your weapon gets. That drains durability fast, especially on PC where there’s more frames per second for the game to acknowledge the fact your mace is in contact with a corpse. It’s a bug that they haven’t gotten around to fixing yet.
So really that mace is a lot more durable than you think it is, it’s just that it’s bugged.
July 28, 2014 at 7:21 pm
Pat says “know what I mean” or “see what I mean” a total of 36 times in this one video alone. I beg of somebody, please make a montage!!! I’ve even gathered all the times to make it easier for you:
0:50 1:09 1:18 1:45 2:40 3:00 3:19 3:53 4:23 4:46 5:47 6:17 7:00 7:39 7:55 8:32 12:02 13:48 15:48 17:16 17:25 17:32 18:39 19:14 19:16 19:20 19:40 20:19 21:23 21:32 21:43 22:34 23:42 23:59 24:23 26:00
July 29, 2014 at 6:10 am
If you guys wanna see a funny dragon rider kill then look at:
Figured it was relevant given the trouble woolie had
Praise the sun u filthy casul
July 29, 2014 at 2:54 pm
“You kow what i mean?”
July 29, 2014 at 7:57 pm
lol Lightning Spear, that’s been nerfed all to hell recently.
July 30, 2014 at 10:55 pm
Aaaaaagh this is so frustrating to watch. It’s not even a dark souls thing, he’s holding a polearm! Why would you keep retreating to polearm length against someone holding one of those?