You are now watching the throne, don’t let me get in my zone.
September 25, 2014 at 9:01 pm
Love the Kanye reference
September 25, 2014 at 9:02 pm
Major props to whichever of the best friends (Woolie) wrote the description for this episode
September 28, 2014 at 7:24 pm
It was probably Pat or Liam.
September 25, 2014 at 9:08 pm
10/10 description, would read again.
September 25, 2014 at 9:16 pm
Ah nothing like the smell of a non controversial playthrough in the evening.
September 26, 2014 at 12:23 am
Kennygate is the among the most retarded fucking things I have ever dealt with
September 26, 2014 at 11:34 am
That’s a thing?
September 27, 2014 at 12:51 am
Everyone can agree that monsters must die
Pretty hype description. Good job Woolie.
September 25, 2014 at 9:36 pm
Careful Woolie, somebody left a Bone Age toy on those stairs.
September 25, 2014 at 9:39 pm
Wait, why has Pat never managed to do Lucatiel’s quest? I don’t understand why you’d have trouble getting her to enter the Smelter Demon fight. And you only need to get her to help you in 3 out of the 4 fights where you can summon her (Smelter Demon, Lost Sinner, Flexile Sentry and The Rotten).
Also, I personally prefer the Drakekeeper’s Greatshield. It’s heavy but you can upgrade it with regular titanite. Maxed out it over 75% reduction on everything except dark I think, 100% physical and 73 stability.
September 25, 2014 at 10:07 pm
The Drakekeeper’s Greatshield is my favorite too! Not only does it have great stats, it goes great with my Throne Defender’s armor, Alonne’s helm, Bone King’s skirt, and Engraved Gauntlets for maximum Fashion Souls!
September 26, 2014 at 9:33 am
Fashion Souls=Best Souls.
September 25, 2014 at 9:46 pm
I’m ready for another dose of souls, let’s go!
September 25, 2014 at 9:51 pm
got my best friends in paris, and they goin gorillas, ayyy
September 25, 2014 at 9:59 pm
Questionable Pat Moment #49- Pat didn’t know how the bonfires work.
September 26, 2014 at 12:12 am
To be fair, isn’t that how they worked in DS1? He could have just not taken the risk to not sit down at one when he wanted a respawn point, had the fortune to never have died without sitting at one, or constantly think he sat down at a bonfire when he didn’t.
September 26, 2014 at 11:33 am
Yeah, if I’m not mistaken in Dark Souls you had to sit at a bonfire to link to it in case you died. Besides, in this game enemies have a finite amount of respawns.
September 25, 2014 at 10:00 pm
Those enemies outside Aldia’s Keep are supposed to be kobolds, I’m told. They do drop crazy gear. Lots of black knight stuff, and they also drop Affinity, so that’s a thing if you’re a hexer.
I don’t know about relying too hard on the Defender’s Shield, Pat. It’s good for a medium shield, sure, but if you’re after stability, then its lack thereof in comparison to a proper greatshield will soon become apparent. I would advise Woolie to consider a quick study on the stability of his Dragonrider Greatshield, which maxes out at 78. The Tower Shield can be upgraded with normal materials, maxes out at 78 stability as well, and also lacks in elemental defense, as does the Defender Shield.
Also, I don’t understand the emphasis on Woolie’s roll after equipping the Defender Shield. The distance gain is negligible at best. Rolling is all about I-frames, guys! As long as you aren’t fat rolling, it’s all good in the dark hood!
September 25, 2014 at 10:40 pm
Well, Pat does understand the mechanics behind equip-load + roll length, as he mentioned them correctly in a previous episode (though early on he didn’t get it right. I assume he must’ve researched it afterwards). You do gain roll distance if you have a lower percentage of your equip-load. It’s not *necessary*, of course, but some people are more comfortable with different roll distances. You do indeed get the same number of i-frames regardless of your roll distance, though.
And Pat here is still incorrect about 110 agility giving you more i-frames than 105. You don’t get an additional one until 115 or so.
September 25, 2014 at 10:04 pm
did they just teleported into BloodBorne? i am liking where this is going
September 25, 2014 at 10:42 pm
Or, I guess, Boletarian Palace of Demon’s Souls. There’s rocking carts full of feral dogs there.
September 25, 2014 at 10:05 pm
Damn, that ending haha 😀
September 25, 2014 at 10:28 pm
Psst, hey Pat. At 105 Agility you get 13 i-frames. At 110 Agility you get 13 i-frames. At 115 Agility you get 15(!) i-frames. It’s because it doesn’t round upwards. This means there’s no benefit to going from 105 to 110, unless you decide to go even higher.
September 25, 2014 at 10:44 pm
Why did pat hype the defender shield so much? Drakekeepers is the way to go
September 25, 2014 at 10:52 pm
When I played through- I swear the Emerald Herald was at the doors when I went through…but I did do this boss last.
September 25, 2014 at 10:58 pm
She appears when you go there at the end of the game, regardless if you fight back to back or not I think
September 26, 2014 at 11:31 am
She’ll appear before you take on the final boss of the area, she also tells you her name, something that Pat said you never find out. But I’ll give the poor guy a break, you tend to forget these things over time.
September 25, 2014 at 11:16 pm
Bwahahahahahaha!!! Quote of the night, “I’m sorry Woolie.”
September 25, 2014 at 11:29 pm
The outro plays twice. lol
September 25, 2014 at 11:41 pm
Dat description tho.
September 26, 2014 at 12:06 am
finally got to see woolie get eaten by a mimic, my life is now complete. 🙂
September 26, 2014 at 12:38 am
%##%^$ Love these videos of you two, brain candy while I do level design.
September 26, 2014 at 1:21 am
Fuuuck this ad is long.
September 26, 2014 at 1:32 am
Mimics are a lost tribe that was punished for their avarice by someone or something and became the bitey boxes we know today (Dark Souls description of their wearable head), also to tell the difference between them and regular chests, check the front. If there is a single lock on the wooden one, it’s a mimic, on the metal chests there are two small ones.
The rocking transports are basilisks that can be broken only by ogres.
Lucatiel passes off her things when you have found her at her set locations and defeated the boss with her surviving. Bonfire Ascetics help. By the time you get to the keep she hollows out and begins to lose herself, then she just…disappears. Because you two missed out, I’ll tell you, the reason why she’s here is because she left Mirrah to find her missing brother, but he’s to far gone.
September 26, 2014 at 4:00 am
Those fucking dog rat homunculi drop all kinds of endgame weapons and spells. It’s fucking weird.
September 26, 2014 at 11:28 am
Rabid Kobolds, variants of those found at the very beginning of the game, but yeah, they do drop an eclectic bunch of weapons, a powerful hex too.
September 26, 2014 at 7:22 am
I invaded Dragon Aerie for two weeks atleast three hours daily now, but I failed. I’m sorry people.
September 26, 2014 at 8:10 am
IM DEFINATELY IN MY ZONE!!!!
September 26, 2014 at 10:56 am
Petrified Dragon BONED
September 26, 2014 at 5:36 pm
You did it skeleton
September 26, 2014 at 7:39 pm
I figured it out.
Pat’s Defender Shield-hyping is my equivalent gripe of the Kenny-hating for others.
But it’s okay. I’ve given up on being angry about it.
Still doesn’t beat Drakekeeper’s in my book, but whatever. Defender’s also looks hype as fuck, and Fashion Souls is Best Souls.
September 26, 2014 at 8:41 pm
I also adore the idea of Straid freaking out over a great soul.
September 27, 2014 at 1:17 am
I can just imagine Astatiel going ” Oh, oh, come on! No fair!”
September 27, 2014 at 8:54 pm
Get some fashion you fuckers
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